son: it's not fair that dad gets to play good games and i always get grounded
father: son, i am sorry that you are so butthurt about it, but youre not allowed to use the playstation three, go play your baby pocket monsters games and be a good son
son: but daddy i want my nite-nite toy!!! ive been a good big gay baby and i wanna have cummies!! >_<
father: soon you will understnand..why storms are named after people....