Some New York City public high schools rent buildings from the Catholic Church, and the contracts forbid sex education and distribution of condoms.

The city should have a law requiring all public schools to offer sex education and distribute condoms. Then the church could either find some other way to use these buildings or drop its conditions.

The Onion: An aquarium petting zoo tank gives children the chance to pet water in its natural environment.

US citizens: support changing senate rules to allow for senators that give birth to babies while in office.

A high school teacher in Georgia brought a gun to school and started shooting in a classroom.

This illustrates one of the many flaws with the troll's plan to end school massacres by arming a million teachers.

A Spanish student was convicted for making light of the assassination of dictator Franco's second in command. The Spanish Supreme Court has overturned the conviction; but it endorsed Franco's dictatorship by saying that the assassination a "tragedy" and a "terrorist act".

Franco's tyranny murdered around 200,000 prisoners. The assassination of his officers was not terrorism, it was resistance to tyranny.

Support for Franco is dangerously strong in the right-wing party that now controls Spain; indeed, his supporters, never punished, were integrated into that party and have great influence in it.