(satire) *Senate Passes Bill Wishing Younger Generations Best Of Luck Stopping Climate Change.*

Biogen developed improper influence inside the FDA to bring about the approval of its drug aducanumab with inadequate investigation.

This looks like an example of regulatory capture.

Some scientific journal publishers have resisted a push to reject articles by Chinese scientists to punish China for its crimes against humanity.

I support that goal, in general, but these publishers acted rightly in refusing to reject authors for being Chinese. Scientific cooperation is part of the basis of science. We must not undermine cooperation for political campaigns, not even when the campaign is based on a valid goal.

It should be noted that the Palestinian Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign carefully avoids calling for a boycott of individual Israelis. It targets only institutions.

(satire) *Supreme Court Waits In Line For Hours Before Voting To Uphold Arizona Restrictions.*

(satire) *Biologists Discover Roots Of Washington Monument Have Spread Over 400 Feet Underground.*