(satire) *This is obviously a bittersweet moment since we've had such a wonderful longstanding relationship with the moon, but we’re all just really excited to see what it gets up to with a powerhouse planet like Jupiter in its corner.*

Utah will run out of intensive care capacity in a week or two. At that point, hospitals will have to choose which patients to treat and which to give up on.

People who glibly talk about herd immunity as a "solution" are opting for this. When the wrecker decided to spread Covid-19, he decided to make this happen.

(satire) *Veterans Affairs Secretary Struggling To Profit Off Of Underfunded Department.*

Scientists at GM and Ford knew in the 1970s that their cars and trucks were contributing to dangerous global heating. Despite this knowledge, they campaigned against efforts to shift the Earth off that path.

An NYU research project asks useds of Facebook to volunteer to run a special browser extension so they can report data about the ads Facebook shows them. Facebook has demanded NYU stop this research on the grounds that it constitutes forbidden "bulk data collection".

*The researchers discovered that numerous political advertisers were violating Facebook's disclosure rules, yet the company has been letting it happen.* People speculate that that's why Facebook wants to shut down this research.