The Onion: Mike Pence Horrified By D.C. Cherry Trees Flagrantly Displaying Reproductive Organs.

If you are less of a prude than Pence, you might enjoy having nasal sex with those lovely trees.

Waiters at TGI Friday's in the UK are planning a strike against the company's plan to give the rest of the workers a raise at the waiters' expense rather than at the company's expense.

US citizens: call on Congress to pass the Special Counsel Independence and Integrity Act.

US citizens: call on Congress to protect the Tongass national forest.

The Department of Homeland Suppression is preparing a list of US and foreign journalists, bloggers and "media influencers", with data about their fields of interest, and presumably coordinates as well.

This would not be menacing by itself. It becomes menacing when combined with the US propensity to repress reporters in other ways.