*Teachers in England will have to tell parents if children question their gender.*

With stern religious parents, that can cause lots of suffering.

Some of the Jan 6 defendants pleaded remorse to get shorter sentences, and are now announcing in public that they were pretending.

Shouldn't that be treated as a confession of perjury?

(satire) *Trump Supporters React To His Third Indictment.*

Explaining the indictment's case for convicting the corrupter of trying to reverse the election outcome by fraud.

*In-N-Out Burger doubles down on choosing "smiles" over health.*

Employees are forbidden to wear masks just because they know they have a cold. They have to get a doctor's note — which will cost them time and money.