The Onion: millions of souls are waiting to cross the River Styx due to an underworld ferry strike.

US border thugs want to "protect" refugee children by arresting their parents.

Saboteur of Housing Carson wants to raise the rents for public housing. Protesters asked, "Where will I go."

Carson has a place in mind for then to go. It's the cemetary.

Most Britons oppose the sort of trade deal they expect the bully to offer. "If mass protests against Trump's visit also derail a trade deal, it will be a double success."

International trade is so easy nowadays that the main effect of making it even easier is to give business more power over governments.

Most Americans recognize that the US government is run by the rich, and demand campaign finance reform to end that. However, paradoxically, the fraction of Republicans that believe that has dropped from 80% to 70% since 2015.

This could be because the other 10% are no longer Republicans. Or it could be that they had to drop that belief because they feel compelled to believe that the bully represents them.