*The Myth of Redemptive Violence* says that the way to solve the world's problems is by killing.

(satire) *Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax.*

(satire) *SpaceX Under Fire After Autonomous Rocket Hits Pedestrian.*

(satire) *Texas School Censors All Of ‘Huck Finn’ Except The N-Words.*

*This move will allow educators to focus on the key elements of an American classic without fear of trafficking in the novel’s harmful themes of compassion and racial equality.*

(satire) *Andrew Yang Developing New Fourth Party After Failing To Gain Support With Third Party.*