*Leaked Cables Show White House Opposes Palestinian Statehood.*

Leasing of federal land for oil and gas extraction will no longer be a near-giveaway.

*Lethal heatwave in Sahel worsened by fossil fuel burning, study finds*, perhaps by 1.5°C.

*Belarus [political] prisoner smuggles out account of brutal jail written on toilet paper.*

Present-day bullshit generators' output may be recognizable by certain words they tend to use strangely often, including "delve".