(satire) Epstein Guards Placed On Disciplinary Leave For Allowing Selves To Be Distracted By Mischievous Monkey That Stole Key Ring.

"Reverse warrants" threaten privacy because they permit the state to investigate thousands of people at once.

Israel offered to allow Rep. Tlaib to visit Palestine on "humanitarian" grounds — so she could visit her grandmother.

However, this included a condition of staying silent on politics, which she decided she should not accept.

Meanwhile, Israel bars some Palestinians in Gaza from visiting their sick relatives getting treatment in hospitals in Israel.

"The extent to which the Israeli government has designated opposition to its policies as not just illegitimate but also illegal is now plain to see."

The snooper wants to extend the "USA Freedom Act", which gave the NSA power to spy on Americans.

Meanwhile, the rest of the U SAP AT Riot Act was already made permanent, but we need to get rid of it.

(satire) Why English is a weird, incoherent, insane-sounding language.