Kouhais, cuckolds; konnichiwa.

I am The Apologist, the invisible hand manipulating the hentai scene from the shadows. I am a professional hentai blogger, a hustler, the admin of VGhustler, and the most prolific affiliate marketer for my friends at J-LIST.

Recently I got a girlfriend from overseas. In our Skype masturbation sessions, audio is important. She enjoys rocking her clit to the sound of my onaholes. According to her, it’s the same sound that her throat makes when she sucks cock. My newest onahole is my girlfriend’s favorite, ’cause it’s the loudest.

WELCOME, to the Otaku Apologist review of Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin Onahole!

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• Amazon Japan
• ✈ ToyDemon
• Japanese product name: ぎちぎちばーじん

PACKAGING

Her throat is dry, her feelings bottled up. A brave girl, she hides her fear well. The naked man rod in front of her, her resolve is shaking, but she’s not letting it show. She tells herself “mother needs the money”. Good girl, young and dick-deprived, her hymen is intact. She tries to imagine the protruding flesh hose belongs to her crush at school.

What she doesn’t yet realize is, her career as a whore was set at birth; She was born with a super power.

A young girl, with no imagination for sex, is a dry frigid bitch. Hence, her mother gave her lube.

PRODUCT

The material is soft, but perhaps not so stretchy. Compared with other holes my dick has reviewed, like Nekomimi Maonyan, which was like jelly, Gichi Gichi Virgin feels more flesh-like. That’s the point; tricking your genitals so they think it’s a real cunt. The gimmick here, her latent talent, is her two-part inner structure.

Gichi Gichi Virgin’s mutant power is a regenerating hymen. Call the X-men.

FEELING

Her girl slit is suspiciously wide. Is she REALLY a virgin? Poking deeper, your cock tip hits something. It’s soft, but annoyingly obstinate. While her little lips caress the shaft part lovingly, her deeper cavern gives you shit. What a bitch! Put more strength to it; penetrate, PENETRATE, PENETRATE. You’re in. Oh!

Your battering ram is the first war machine to invade her sacred shrine. Plow her, plunder the loot. As you pull out the troops, the wall mysteriously builds itself back. Oh! Fuck this whore, go again!

And your cock misses, showing a sorry bulge at her stomach. You hit again; another bulge. Fucking hell, DIE BITCH DIE, FUCKING TAKE THE COCK AND CRY – and you’re in again.

With Gichi Gichi Virgin, it’s a cyclical battle of the ages. Like the Empire, she always builds another Death Star. And it’s always so satisfying to make that great one-in-a-million shot, kid.

The feeling on the cock is not that pleasurable. If you want a stroker, there are better holes for it. But if you enjoy it when a cunt fights back, and have a deflowering fetish, the Gichi Gichi Bitch is your whore.

CLEANING

Pour in water, flush out the white men. Check their privilege; They’re dead. Cleaning the pussy grotto is easy, due to the wide opening. Stuff a towel in, eazy. The second floor of the dungeon takes a micro fiber glove – the ordinary towel is too thick. The area you unload your cum in, the deepest part, takes a thorough licking to get the fluids out. Get her cleaned up, her mother is on the door.

HAPPY FAMILY!! <3

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Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you a new onahole review, “Sujiman Kupa Cocolo” made by MAGIC EYES.

MotsuToys sent it to me for a review, so let’s begin!

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• Motsu Toys

Yay, we have another “hip” review! Well, it’s not exactly a hip I guess, it’s a whole torso… well, it could be called a “large masturbator”.

And the best part is, it’s a loli! Are you surprised? Yes? Well you shouldn’t be, because by now you should know I’m a huge lolicon =ω=

First, let’s take a look at the box!

This is what it looks like when you open the box.

The contents: the onahole, and a small plastic bag of lube.

Considering it’s a huge onahole, and the price, a small bottle of lube would be nice…

And a few pics and a video of the onahole

 

If the pictures and the video aren’t enough, here are the dimensions and weight:

It’s my biggest onahole so far, bigger then Ikappara Girl and Sakura.

It’s big, not too much, but just something to have in consideration if you have to hide it ;). The packaging looks great, and I had no custom problems (here in Spain), but mainly because I got it from MotsuToys, a shop which has it’s stock inside Europe! That is fantastic for people inside Europe, specially with loli-themed onaholes (but perhaps not much with UK and Germany). If you’re afraid or live in the UK, you could always ask the seller to ship without packaging.

Alright, all that aside, let’s talk about the onahole. Is a bigger onahole better than a normal small onahole? Yes. Why? Because of the added weight and it’s size. When you’re grabbing a small onahole, you can feel your hand around it, but with a bigger onahole like this one, or a hip, you can grab it by the sides and it tricks your brain into thinking you’re having actual sex instead of masturbating, and that feels much better. The added weight also helps with that “mind-trick”, it’s very nice having it jump on top of you.

Slapping the ass does not feel as satisfying as hip onaholes, since the it’s a bit small.

About the feeling, it’s pretty good! Let’s first take look at the inside structure.

Looks very nice. With many many ribs and many curves, even small, feel quite good. This onahole is not the tight type, it’s not loose, it just feels right. The vagina entrance feels good all the way to the bottom!

Since the vulva it’s the closed type, it’s a little bit harder to lubricate your glans with it, but not too much, I pour inside the walls of the lips on the pink part, and the a bit on the top of the lips.

As for the anus, it’s great too! It feels similar to other big onaholes, it has that montone rib structure and it’s tighter, feels great to switch from one to another when you wanna change tightness!

One thing I like about onaholes, it’s that when you turn them around, the hole feels differently, it does not happen much with the anus, but it does with the vagina, it’s a new different feeling and quite good I might add! Also, the added weight makes the climax feel really good. The walls feel tight around you when you penetrate deep, giving you a great stimulating ejaculation, I loved it.

About the suction power, I dont feel it much. The picture below ilustrates that when you penetrate her, the air comes out and the vagina tightens, perhaps it does since I can’t reach all the way to the bottom, but I dont feel it. Nevertheless, it feels awesome.

Being a large onahole, you can try different positions to see how you enjoy it best, but the way I enjoy it best… you guessed it, daki sex!

The feeling of the vagina when you fuck it when you’re above her changes a lot, and it feels SO MUCH BETTER! This onahole is good for daki sex, it feels great when you’re fucking it! And with the added size and weight, it wont move around, which means it’s more hassle-free that you might have with smaller onaholes.

Here is where I store it.

It fits, even better than Ikappara Girl.

As for cleaning, this is the only downside, it’s a bit hard. Cleaning my other big onaholes, Ikappara Girl and Sakura are easier than this one. It’s harder to clean because: first, the height makes it a bit difficult to clean under the sink faucet, but not impossible, since the onahole can bend just at the middle at the back side. Second, the holes are a bit too tight to open with your fingers, sounds weird after I said the feeling is not tight-like, right? But it is just like that, the insides are hard to open with your fingers, but not too much. And compared to normal onaholes, this one has two holes, so you have to clean two instead of one. I’d like to clear up, it’s not very hard and full of hassle to clean it, just a bit more annoying than other onaholes, but it’s fine.

One thing to note, when I was first-time cleaning the anus, the ass crack… cracked (lol) a bit, it sort of “broke” like, but nothing too visible, I wonder if in the future it will be ok, but I think it will.

As for durability, looks good so far, it doesnt look like it has any weak points that might break, and only time will tell how long the inner structure will survive, since the onahole it’s dual layer, and sometimes, in some onaholes, the inner layer starts to rip (like in TUBOMI, an onahole I did not make review about it, it was just the worst purchase of my life), but this layer seems good!

As a conclusion, it’s a great large masturbator, with a good packaging, nicely shaped onahole, and great feeling in both of it’s holes, altough not super tight, but good enough.

Hello everyone Today let’s review something different: a dildo, made by Tamatoys !

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• Amazon Japan
• Japanese product name: 初体験でぃるど

First of all: uh yes, there are some sextoys with anime packaging that are NOT onaholes, but they are pretty rare. Even more rare are sextoys with bishonen (handsome males) illustrations (I never even saw any yet). And that’s a shame. Look: there are so many female otakus out there, and yes women too have sexual desires and fantasies to explore. Tenga Iroha or the many variations of the Denma wand vibrators ain’t gonna be enough.

That being said, we can thank Tamatoys for targeting the niche market of otokonoko (“traps”/ kawaii crossdressers), as these products can also be useful for people with vaginas and clitorises, and basically anyone who likes it inserted or vibrating

“First Experience Dildo” is aimed at people with little or no experience and who don’t feel ready trying realistic or bigger calibers. To make this information visually explicit, Tamatoys added this logo to the packaging:

This logo is well known in the online community as the “beginner” sign, as it is originally placed on a car of a beginning driver. While it has little use on the road, in online video games the sign helps players to identify new gamers (“newbies”), as it can be people needing help for quests, or who would be happy being introduced into the game and supported for passing the first levels. You know the proverb: “The n00bs of today will be the PGMs of tomorrow”.

In the role of the newbie in your guild: a cute adorable maid ! How is it related to a dildo, may you ask: I am not totally sure myself, I’ll leave it to you to figure out

And so it’s a dildo specially made for beginners, thanks to it’s reduced size:  10.5cm from tip to base, and 10.5cm circumference at the base.

The material is made in flexible rubber, rather soft on the surface but quickly harder inside. It’s… actually pretty accurate of an erect penis’ sponginess ! The shape and the veins of it’s shaft add some more realistic aspect to it. The really neat thing with the base is the suction cup: it allows to attach the dildo to a wall, for some hands-free fun. I made a few pictures:

And now you surely want to know if I went “further” in my reviewing, right ? Well, it was my first experience on a couple things, so my opinion will lack of details and reliability

• oral use: this dildo can be a good start for learning fellatio, identifying where the gagging effect kicks in, or learning how to wrap while sucking without scratching the surface with your teeth. A very good candidate for the Melty Lotion Banana ! One can challenge themselves trying to deepthroat until reaching the base with their lips. There’s also plenty of fun to have running your tongue along the shaft and around the tip. However I have one concern: it’s TPE plastic rubber, and thus less safe than silicon, waxed wood or glass.
• anal use: this toy is suitable for use in the butt because of the base, stopping it from entering inside completely (yes, every day surgeons have to remove stuck stuff from uninformed people’s asses). And it’s small size allows for easier insertion (always, always with lube !). However it’s shape does not allow a precise stimulation of the prostate, so orgasm from it alone can be quite difficult. Still, for those who don’t know yet: having something inside your anus while cumming tightens the pelvic muscle, leading to more powerful orgasms. Pretty nice ! But same concern about the material: if it contains potentially toxic chemicals, then it can be quite bad down there !

Since it gets inside the body, extra cleaning precautions ally: soap and water, then antiseptic product, letting it air dry, and then storing it away from dust. Avoid direct sunlight contact and excessive heat !

 

Everyone, brace yourself: she’s back, softer than ever ! Seventeen Bordeaux Soft, a renewed success product made by ToysHeart !

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• Japanese product name: セブンティーン ボルドー ソフト

Seventeen Bordeaux was one of ToysHeart’s most successful onaholes since 4 years ago, and according to Amazon Japan it has still a very good ranking as of today. Little to no onaholes achieve such durable high sales, except TENGA products.

I can say with confidence Seventeen Bordeaux was the turning point, the last pit stop before taking the endless slippy slope down into the onahole paradise I’m still in. Until I tried Seventeen Bordeaux, the onahole I had were “meh” at best. So it was very very interesting to me when ToysHeart released a soft version of the Seventeen Bordeaux, accurately named… Seventeen Bordeaux Soft !

At first look you think it’s the exact same girl than the normal version, yet when getting down in the details, you notice she has blue/violet eyes. ToysHeart wanted to get closer to European characteristics, ain’t bad Sadly young women in France don’t have school uniforms (except rare cases of private schools), and also no shimapan. Unless she’s an otaku: that explains it all !

Why even “Bordeaux” ? I guess most Japanese know Bordeaux as the place making the best red wine in France, and maybe it sounds better than “Seventeen Champagne”. Or is it really about the town ? Then why not “Seventeen Hamburg” or “Seventeen Salt Lake City” next time ?   “Seventeen Sydney” sounds kinda nice actually !

Inside the box you find a plastic tray, safely holding the wrapped onahole and also a little bottle of Moisty lube, pretty usual for ToysHeart products, everything is safe and nice. Quickly about the lube, it’s medium/good performance and enough for 2-3 times use.

From the outer shape, it’s very very similar to Seventeen Bordeaux. Actually the color is slightly different (more pink-ish, less tanned), that’s how you can easily tell each other apart.

As with almost all ToysHeart onaholes, Seventeen Bordeaux Soft has a very nice material that feels smooth and skin-like to the touch, and most importantly it has as good as no smell and doesn’t get oily. ToysHeart products are a tad more expensive than similar toys from other companies, but the extra money is really worth it !

It’s shape makes wonders whatever your size: it’s stretchy, and the hole’s default size is about the girth of a middle finger. Suitable for wide range of penises !

The inner layer is of a wonderful red color, and it’s structures are exactly the same as it’s big bro Seventeen Bordeaux normal version: wavy walls with lots of little bumps, a few bigger spots, and a cervix leading to a vacuum chamber. Soft version’s inner layer is a little bit thicker.

So, how does it feel ? When using Seventeen Bordeaux Soft, I’m welcomed with the same sensations as normal version, although milder, but still making up for intense sensations especially if you have a sensitive glans (which I do). It keeps attacking your penis as you slide in and out, bullying your glans’ ring, and the suction effect is noticeable ! In fact, the vacuum is so strong I mistake it for lube being dry ! Just pull out slowly, “pop” it makes when the air rushes back in, and now you can resume safely. Also don’t be too rough when taking deep strokes, I noticed I sometimes bump against the (harder) cervix. I know some of you are into that, but it wasn’t always very pleasant hitting my tip on it ^^

Cleaning is not really difficult, since there aren’t big ribs and such you can make sure everything is cleaned off the walls and from the vacuum chamber. But since it’s a dual-layer onahole, I advise against turning it inside-out: at some point the inner layer will separate. Instead, rub it inside with your fingers or a suitable tool (glass brush). Reaching the deepest spots with a microfiber towel isn’t easy, so it’s really useful to let it rest “hole downside” and use a ventilator to push air inside.

Finally, about the price: it’s the same price as the normal version, a really good price for such performance and material quality ! Nice job, ToysHeart !

From the same series:

• Seven
• Eleven
• Fifteen
• Seventeen
• Seventeen Evo
• Seventeen Bordeaux
• Twenty
• Seventeen Evo Soft
• Seventeen Bordeaux Soft

Hello fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you “Hiza Tsuki Nikku Tokki Ranbu“, an onahole made by RIDE JAPAN! It’s review time!

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• Japanese product name: ひざつき肉突起乱舞

Let’s see, what kind of girl we have this time…

Damn, that ass! Love the artwork here. No special theme, just a horny girl waiting to devour your dick with her pussy, and spoilers: she will

But before jumping right inside her, let’s take a look at the packaging.

This is how it looks like when you open the box.

Nice, the art is even inside the box! Always a good detail

And here is the onahole:

Looks fine, but not too much. At least it has a shaped vulva, which is great for the lubrication of the glans of your penis, since you can pour the lube on the lips

Some videos.

Look at those insides!

As you can see, the onahole is a single layer, which means it will be more durable than dual layer onaholes, since there is no inside-layer to rip off. I’ve used it for 3 months now, and has no signs of tear, the durability it’s very good.

The onahole feels soft to the touch, and still maintains it’s form, it does not bend to the side, it stays straight.

The feeling is… amazing. The inside structure provides good stimulation, let’s take a look at it first.

The insides look like… not tentacles, but.. worms… or something like that? Not sure, but looks crazy!

The only part I don’t like much, is the beginning of the fap. My glans is a bit sensitive, and the entrance feels a little bit too high in stimulation, it feels like small bites at my glans, takes me one or two minutes to get used to it, but after that, the good level of stimulation is greatly appreciated since even with a lot of friction you still get very stimulated!

Those small bumps with ribs feel so good! Deeper inside the onahole the stimulation feels a little bit less intense, perhaps because of that ring-like thing in the middle, but still quite good, the entrance itself is amazing.

Fapping with this onahole it’s struggle-free, as I mentioned before, it does not bend to the side, the material stays straight, and it’s nice to the touch too, it’s that pink material that feels great. Also, the lenght of the onahole is quite good as well, letting you room engouh inside to cum freely!

As for cleaning, quite easy as well, pour some water and remove the juices with your fingers, and you’re done!

In conclusion, it’s a great onahole for a very good price, altough it does not have a special gimmick or some incredible feeling, the stimulation is very good and keeps high from beginning to end, giving you a lot of pleasure!