Bastati’s A Fool’s Hero, 34 min of fun, good luck

Downloads: MEGA – Bigfile

Bastati’s StarTrak Remaster, 34 min of fun, and allowed to cum at 31:15, good luck

Downloads: MEGA – Bigfile

• Motsu Toys

At first I didn’t have any clue about what this item was… and then I flipped the package and saw this ~

 

Mmmh, Ok now RENDS… seriously… congratulations guys ! It sure looks weird as fuck at first, but damn it’s sooo usefull !

The concept ? Pretty simple actually ~ A piece of special paper in which you put your ereceted dick during masturbation in order to avoid making a huge mess with sperm, lube, drool or whatsover…

No need to say that the main bad point is that you’ll look like a real dumb with that thing around your dick… but at the very least, it’s working and it gets the job done. I’m using it quite oftenly when I’m masturbating since I always end up making a mess… however I struggled a little bit to get my penis inside that small opening. It’s really not wide, so I had to tear it on the side to put it completly in. I don’t know if the problem comes from the size of mine (LOOOL) or if it’s because the opening is based on Asian average size…

There are 10 pieces per package, it’ll look like this:

All in all, it’s still great and feels kinda durable. It doesn’t tear that easily and you can wash it up to three time. After that, it’ll start getting dirty and smelly so you wanna have to throw it away anyway. But for people who tends on making a mess during masturbation with lube, drool, cum or whatsover, this thing is definitively a good gimmick to own if you want to preserve your clothes from getting dirty !

Following yet another notification from the Roskomnadzor, forwarded by CloudFlare, our web host temporarily deactivated Onahole Review.

I’ve been contacted by our web host on how to proceed: me and AnonymousD decided that our freedom of expression is more important than compliance to Russian laws since neither of us are or will ever be in Russia, and we won’t be removing or altering every single post that the Roskomnadzor dislikes. Therefor, we won’t remove the targeted post, and in 24 hours from now, the Roskomnadzor will effectively tell Russian Internet Service Providers to no longer resolve the “blog.onahole.eu” domain name, making it unavailable to Russian visitors using the default internet access settings. Now that the hosting is reactivated, it will remain available everywhere else in the world (unless it’s been silently censored already, screw you Vietnam).

In short: Onahole Review won’t be available in Russia anymore starting Saturday 18th, 2016.

I take this last opportunity to tell all of our (few) Russian visitors goodbye and farewell, should they not want to circumvent their State’s censorship (see below). See you around where we’re not censored (yet), for example on Twitter ! Stay free, don’t hurt anybody, protect your rights and keep internetting !

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However, now the Roskomnadzor got me pissed off quite bad, and I’m not giving them victory without returning them a little punch in the face.

Для доступа к сайту смените DNS настройки на вашем компьютере: сервера “Google’s Public DNS” не подвержены цензуре. Или используйте TOR браузер, чтобы обойти IP блокировку.

To circumvent the Russian censorship (and many other basic State-wide censorships):

• change your computer’s DNS settings: Google’s Public DNS servers don’t censor, you’ll be able to keep accessing Onahole Review like before (but also a bunch of other websites the Roskomnadzor disliked, for more or less valid reasons)
• or: use the TOR browser, which also circumvents IP censorship and dynamic packet inspection/modification and protects against visitor tracking at the cost of much slower speed

Roskomnadzor, I saw you a few days ago. That’s how it got clear to me you already saw our previous compliance, but no matter if it was enough to you now you came back for our Puni Ana DX Hard review, and shortly after you’ll certainly come back again for the Sujiman Kupa Cocolo. And the cat/mouse game would go on and on until there’s no more of those reviews left, since it’s pretty clear to us that you’re after loli content even when you don’t clearly say it in your abuse complaints.

Go ahead, come checking that we didn’t delete the post, your next visit will yield your IP address to us, which we will make public so website owners can DENY ACCESS TO YOU. Serves you well, censorfreak.

From Europe with love, bear hugs and queer kisses,

AkaiHebi, tech-admin of Onahole Review

The Dagashi Kashi onahole is branded after every newfag otaku’s favorite candy-ass cum dump bitch Hotaru Shidare. Branding pros can make any diarrhea pile look good with boobs and glitter, so the age-old question deserves asking; is this hoe hole better than your deathgrip fist pump?

• ✈ otonaJP
• Amazon Japan
• Japanese product name: だがおかす

Fuck yes. The Dagashi Fucking Kashi Onahole is the Vietnam of pussy cups; rush in young guns blazing, ram it balls deep and leave a horrid mess behind. What I like best about Shidare’s ripe soft cunt, is that she’s tiny, tight, and good to get a grip on. With no extraneous boobs or other awkward traits for unnecessary immersion-effect (who the fuck wants to rape a catgirl’s headless limbless torso?), it’s like your fingers turn into wet vagina lips.

Hotaru’s pussy is the smallest in my collection of shame and regret, and surprisingly quick to clean despite her tightness. Easy to hide. It’s just a package of pleasure, no gimmicks like Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin Onahole, which is only good for when I feel the sadistic urge to forcefully impregnate lolo virgins and keep rape culture alive and breathing.

Imagine your fist. Hotaru is about the same size, so your fingers entwine her completely with nothing left outside. You have perfect control of the pressure and can live life in the fast lane, or chillax, squeeze when you wanna simulate the girl squeezing her cunt muscles to satisfy her primal instinct to milk the boy cream out of your hotly loaded cock gun. Tight and thirsty; my type.

What I was surprised by, was the fat plentiful lube bottle that she carried with her upon arrival. Normally you get a bottle worth two-three shots, but Hotaru is the bitch that packs heat. I recommend Onatsuyu Female Nectar Lotion, that makes the cock-spot cavern sloppy easily a total of five minutes without a need of adding holy water for resurrection or more of said nectar.

As I already insiniuated, washing Hotaru doesn’t take equipment other than a functional water tap and fingers. Deep towel cleaning ain’t impossible either!

If you’re a mad fag that likes licking up their cock treat after fapz, get some edible flavored lube to go with, and practice getting used to the taste for your homosexual lifestyle of sin. I didn’t try it with Hotaru, but her cavity’s small enough that getting the full batch lapped up should be no trouble. Get Shidare’s slit for $32 at The List.