You’ve got your favorite perverted dakimakura, you got some hentai for the mood, you also require: two towels (one big beach-towel style, one little “hand towel”), a good onahole (not too twisted, should be easy to insert) and correct lube. No you don’t directly fuck the dakimakura, you actually use it so that your onahole is high enough between your legs for missionary. The daki cover is therefor optional.

Step 1: fold the big towel, and place the daki “cute” side upwards

Step 2: bind the towel tightly enough

Step 3: turn the daki (ero side), and place the little towel between the big towel and the daki (give a good 5 cm space or your daki will get stained)

Step 4: place the onahole, lube well

Enjoy your fap !

(for girls: replace the onahole with your favorite Denma vibrator)

Laptops are good because you can rotate the screen the way it’s the most efficient: putting a screen on the bed wouldn’t face you, and looking at a big screen on the wall will feel painful to the neck.

Possible improvements include:

• oppai (breasts) on the right place on the daki
• a little perfume
• sweet music

This kind of setup is also possible for couples (girl/boy-friend instead of daki), a very efficient and pleasant “safe-sex” for both (but don’t tighten the towels too much around the stomach or your partner may throw up).

Have fun !

Finally ! After days of struggling with customs and other “joys of EMS”, this was delivered this morning !

36 € tax, thank you:  15 € VAT, and …  21 € processing fees ?! Yes they are pretty fucked up, in Roissy import office. Told NLS: I’d rather pay for one additional e-packet “JPSP” instead of stuffing everything in one EMS.  Anyway.

Plastic sealing like always, it wasn’t opened (yes you tell me they still can check inside with X-rays).

What a nice view.

So you know what’s being reviewed during summer

While it’s still crazy hot these days, you ask me: “what the fuck, one more USB onahole warming stick ?” (inside the bag). Yes that’s a long-term investment, and since I had some time to play with the one I already got: holy shit it feels gloriously good It was so difficult not to cum just after insertion…  I didn’t expect it so efficient.

On a side-note: I slept so well this night Really: even if you don’t take a cover, just get a dakimakura pillow.

Finally ! After days of struggling with customs and other “joys of EMS”, this was delivered this morning !

36 € tax, thank you:  15 € VAT, and …  21 € processing fees ?! Yes they are pretty fucked up, in Roissy import office. Told NLS: I’d rather pay for one additional e-packet “JPSP” instead of stuffing everything in one EMS.  Anyway.

Plastic sealing like always, it wasn’t opened (yes you tell me they still can check inside with X-rays).

What a nice view.

So you know what’s being reviewed during summer

While it’s still crazy hot these days, you ask me: “what the fuck, one more USB onahole warming stick ?” (inside the bag). Yes that’s a long-term investment, and since I had some time to play with the one I already got: holy shit it feels gloriously good It was so difficult not to cum just after insertion…  I didn’t expect it so efficient.

On a side-note: I slept so well this night Really: even if you don’t take a cover, just get a dakimakura pillow.

This morning, in the postal box, this. Did not last long before I opened.

“Clothing”, from China ! If you know what was in my previous shipping from China or when you look on the plastic sealing, you know what’s next.

Your little brother/sister is behind you, watching your screen. I won’t post the other side You’re smart enough to find it yourself anyway.

Now you ask me: cuddling with dakimakuras while it’s 35°C outside, does it make sense ? Well… I’ll see how things are going later

I was expecting another shipping earlier (today makes it 2 days too late), but I won’t complain getting this one technically as fast as it could be. Rikka (the one on the left, from Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai) is of “peach skin”, Kuroneko (on the right; Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai) is of “2 way tricot”. Both types are good, the main differences is that “2 way tricot” feels as smooth and airy as the pillow (inner stuffing) while “peach skin” has a printing with more vivid contrast. Since I can only wrap around one daki at the same time ( Kuroneko’s my favorite :3 ), additional dakis I may order in the future will be peach skins. (actually the shipping who’s late is of unclear type)

“Hey Akai’, how come all anime girls you’re messing around are from very long anime titles ?”

Let’s see…

• Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai (shorter: chu2koi)
• Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai (shorter: Oreimo)
• Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai (shorter: Haganai)
• Lucky Star (shorter…  hey it’s already short !!)
• K-On (this one’s even shorter !!)

Almost true. Almost true

I’ve been considering and asking about Hobbyheart before, I finally have an answer: they do deliver, the job seems pretty well done, it doesn’t smell of chemicals, the price is great, the shipping faster than expected, and it went painlessly. They have tons of awesome designs and process custom requests. Of course I can’t compare to Cospa or other official daki-makers from Japan, costs 3 to 5 times more money and that’s too much But maybe someone can make a decent comparison. For now, I enjoy my time.

→ hey I don’t specially fantasize about the girls, but if I can get ero daki with girls I know for the same price, why not ?

This morning, in the postal box, this. Did not last long before I opened.

“Clothing”, from China ! If you know what was in my previous shipping from China or when you look on the plastic sealing, you know what’s next.

Your little brother/sister is behind you, watching your screen. I won’t post the other side You’re smart enough to find it yourself anyway.

Now you ask me: cuddling with dakimakuras while it’s 35°C outside, does it make sense ? Well… I’ll see how things are going later

I was expecting another shipping earlier (today makes it 2 days too late), but I won’t complain getting this one technically as fast as it could be. Rikka (the one on the left, from Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai) is of “peach skin”, Kuroneko (on the right; Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai) is of “2 way tricot”. Both types are good, the main differences is that “2 way tricot” feels as smooth and airy as the pillow (inner stuffing) while “peach skin” has a printing with more vivid contrast. Since I can only wrap around one daki at the same time ( Kuroneko’s my favorite :3 ), additional dakis I may order in the future will be peach skins. (actually the shipping who’s late is of unclear type)

“Hey Akai’, how come all anime girls you’re messing around are from very long anime titles ?”

Let’s see…

• Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai (shorter: chu2koi)
• Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai (shorter: Oreimo)
• Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai (shorter: Haganai)
• Lucky Star (shorter…  hey it’s already short !!)
• K-On (this one’s even shorter !!)

Almost true. Almost true

I’ve been considering and asking about Hobbyheart before, I finally have an answer: they do deliver, the job seems pretty well done, it doesn’t smell of chemicals, the price is great, the shipping faster than expected, and it went painlessly. They have tons of awesome designs and process custom requests. Of course I can’t compare to Cospa or other official daki-makers from Japan, costs 3 to 5 times more money and that’s too much But maybe someone can make a decent comparison. For now, I enjoy my time.

→ hey I don’t specially fantasize about the girls, but if I can get ero daki with girls I know for the same price, why not ?