Hellow fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you Seventeen Evo Soft, an onahole made by Toy’s Heart. This was sent to me by NLS, so let’s review it!

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• 17evo Soft

This onahole is the softer version of Seventeen Evolution judging by the name, I haven’t tested the original, but I guess it felt good, that is what AkaiHebi told us in his Seventeen Revolution review

Here is the box art. A cute seventeen years old schoolgirl is presented on the front cover, ready to have endless sex with you. She appears on the front and on the back, and you can also see the inner structure, I liked the box. Opening it up, here is the onahole:

Simple presentation, she is in the typical plastic holder, which is nice to keep it away from getting crushed during transportation, and printing marks on it’s surface, also comes with a small bottle of lube. I haven’t tested it, but I guess it will be fine, I’d have preferred a bigger bottle, considering the price of the onahole. The first thing I noticed was this:

Those ugly lines both on top and the bottom of the onahole… they just makes it look cheap, but I got used to them.

The vulva looks nice, also it hold very well the lube to lube the glans of your penis, which I consider an important aspect, I always hate it when onaholes like Bumpy Sisters make it a pain to lube well for the first insertion, making a mess with lube in the whole front of the onahole’s surface.

And look at that size! It’s very big! A little too big for me, but I’d say is a pretty good size, enough to ejaculate freely inside :D. The skin feels nice to the touch too I’d add.

Now, let’s talk about the feeling. With that nice box art, curious inner structure and that cute pink color, I thought it would be amazing… but I was disappointed. Here is the inner structure:

The name of the onahole suits it, “soft”, but I’d rather say “super soft”. My penis is a little bit sensitive, I find it very hard to masturbate with onaholes like Lolinco, it is just too hard for me and sometimes it kills my erection. This is so soft, the first times I tested it I had trouble keeping my erection. I’ve tested it for a while, and my latest test actually felt good, maybe I was weird or something those first days, but the stimulation is very low.

The best part is the one at the beginning, those bumps feel nice, and the rest is just ok, although it’s not intense at all. It does feel sort of nice, the super soft walls slide nicely around your penis.

Considering the price, and if I knew how it feels, I wouldn’t buy this onahole, but hey, maybe is just not for me. I have used onaholes for around 2 years now and became less sensitive, which probably means I need harder onaholes for better stimulation (yes, I know I said I’m still sensitive now, but comparing to back then, my penis changed a lot using onaholes.). Also, it’s a bit too big for me, so I guess if you have a big penis, sensitive with the touch, it’s your first time buying an onahole, and you don’t mind spending a few bucks more than average priced onaholes, this could be the onahole for you, but from my point of view, it’s not worth it.

The previous 2 months were lots of fun. Winter is coming to an end, let’s not waste any more time and see what’s going to be next !

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Results:

Comment: roger, I’ll see what I can get But hey, guys…  boku no pico ? It was limited edition, ToysHeart discontinued it loooong ago. We’ll need a new hentai on.. that subject so new onaholes can be made. Could be fun. Meiki Real, huh.. won’t be me. If you happen to be in the USA and got that one from ToyDemon and would like to have your review published, contact me.  I see Custom Maid 3D in the list, I’m still in hope something new will be released, with hentai game localized in English. Hopefully

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Finally ! 100 onahole reviews in two and half years later: Puni Ana DX hard is my first “onahip” ! Thank you NLS for this new year’s extra

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• ぷにあなDX

I took me lots of time to review this one, since I never had a large onahole / onahip before, and.. my current living circumstances didn’t allow me to have enough privacy to peacefully use and clean it. For long I’ve had plans on upgrading to something bigger, so when I asked NLS and they agreed, I was joy. I selected some onahips like Puni Fuwa Mocchi (simple + 2000), Open my Pussy Cocolo, Squishy Sisters, finally settling to Puni Ana DX, a very popular onahip made by EXE (aka Outvision aka G-Project aka PPP) that has loli bonus points.

Unlucky me, at that time Puni Ana DX was out of stock. So finally, I choose Puni Ana DX  hard edition (which didn’t seem much different than normal edition, aside the potential better material quality -and I love it’s tan-). Carefully asking NLS to remove the packaging, and it was maybe a good move since:

..customs took a peek inside. The bubble wrap was unaltered. The CD..  shit, I skipped that one. Things could turn so bad, that’s not even the whole story. The included CD ! It contains a PDF file with hentai drawings…

.. and a web page with the same drawings:

It’s lolicon fap material. You may prefer asking the shop to remove the CD to avoid any mishap with customs or anyway if you’re not into such content Anyway, I was safe and lucky. Take no chances if you live in Canada or Australia or any other country that jumps too quickly to wrong conclusions when seeing such content at their customs service: get the onahip and lube only. Moving on.

Tomoko-chan got quite interested in my new toy. It’s nicely heavy, 2.1 kg of a rather firm TPE material.

Those buttocks / dat ass. It’s really nice to grope them while pounding hard the holes. 1.5:1 scale Japanese craftsmanship.

Now this is extremely useful: a “flush” hole ! You know, large onaholes are already a pain to clean properly. With onahips, it can be a nightmare UNLESS it has such a hole on the other side, so the nasty stuff can simply flow out with water. Quick note: in normal use this hole is perfectly okay, but sometimes I noticed that cum and lube started bubbling out from there when I was having a “second round” or been pushing on it’s belly. So if you use it on a table or desk, place a towel below. Just like in my pictures

Includes the already mentioned “Maruku’s cover girl collection” CD (“pressed in Korea”, it says too.. North Korea ?), and a 360mL bottle of a kinda thick lube. Thick is good since it doesn’t flow out so easily, but it’s less good because it reduces the sensations. I recommend using the included lube for your handfree fun. If you have some “cowgirl” fun, then you can use a thinner lube (that will leak over your balls and stuff, take that into consideration). Time to dig in !

The internal structures are very close to what G Project’s NUKO-NUKO provides. But in two tunnels, and so better <3 The pussy tunnel starts with a short slope, leading to rather tight wavy trip with lots of little bumps. It’s a bit like Eroman but softer. The ass tunnel feels really like NUKO-NUKO, it’s more straight but with ribs.

Either tunnel ends in a part with bumps (which I think are more for lube-retaining purposes than sensations, unless your penis is above 20cm -in which case you’d be shooting your stuff right outside), and then out the flush hole.

It is possible to create a light vacuum by blocking flush + (other) hole. Now about the noise.. yeah it makes some “clapping” noise, take that into account if you need total silence for your private time. Or you can try to be real slow with it.

Material smells a bit at the beginning, but it fades away after a few washes. It feels really nice and gets only slightly sticky. Using talc or corn starch for extra smooth surface recommended   And so far I see no damage, but I think the flush hole could be a weak spot (see how I clean it in the video below).

Lastly, about the price: it is definitively a very good price, taking into account it’s weight and material quality. And in sensations too, handfree masturbation is really a thing. Very good price. If you’re looking for a good start in onahips, Puni Ana DX is the way to go !

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bonus: fun with Tomoko-chan on xHamster ←yeah that’s porn

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Hellow fellow fappers, I’m AnonymousD, presenting you Smooth & Flat Idol Cadet, an onahole made by Out Vision. NLS sent it to me for a review, so let’s get to it!

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• つるぺたアイドル候補生 ただいま研修中!

Yes! Another onahole from the “Smooth & Flat” series, well, there are only 2, altough there is a 3^rd one but it’s a softer version of the “Girl’s Laboratory” from what I’ve read. The “Girl’s Laboratory” had a nice story behind it, too bad this one doesn’t. This time, it’s not a laboratory developed girl solely for your sexual pleasure, but it’s an idol! A lolicious idol! Now, let’s get the the onahole

Here is what the box looks like.

The drawing is very cute, striped high socks and twintails, classic <3. It’s well presented, showing on the front the loli you’re gonna fuck, and her insides on the side.

Taking a look inside of the box, which is quite big for the onahole, it has a carton protection-like-case, so it won’t get squashed in the way to your home. And check out this:

The onahole was inside a plastic bag, inside of another plastic bag. Plastic bag-ception. Lol.

I’d also add that it comes with a small sample of lube, which is nice, but again, I would have preferred a bottle, specially since it has a big box like that which can hold a decent sized bottle.

The design it’s a big ugly. The flat chest kinda looks like the one of a shota, more than a loli, and it has 2 ugly balls to resemble nipples… yeah. Also the entrance isn’t very beautiful, not realistic looking like, for lubrication is decent, but not good. Some other onaholes, like Virgin Push have a good labia to hold the lube so you can lube the tip of your penis.

The onahole is big enough, not too deep not too short, but it always depends of your size, but for me, it’s perfect. The durability looks nice, it doesn’t look like it’s gonna break anywhere except for this little part

But well, that will only affect esthetically, so it’s fine.

Now, what all you wanna hear, the feeling… oh god this is great.

It doesn’t have a super stimulating feeling inside, but what makes it awesome it’s the tightness! It’s so tight and soft!! Now, many onaholes are tight, but from all 20+ I’ve tested so far, very few can make it right when it comes to tightness without killing your boner. This onahole is tight and soft at the same time, it has a perfect proportion of both so you won’t feel uncomfortable. The tight section is only at the beginning , so the first few strokes might be a little hard, but after that, it’s perfect. It does not require much lube, which is also a plus. The very bottom part lacks a bit of inner structure design, and it doesn’t feel very special, but the first half is pretty good.

Another thing that I love about it, is when you’re about to cum, I always like putting my penis deep inside and squeeze with the hand the trunk of the penis for a harder ejaculation, well, this onahole does it for you! When you go deep inside and you’re ready to shoot, since the first section of the onahole is the super tight one, it presses really nice againt the canal of the penis, so you don’t have to worry about doing it yourself.

In conclusion, this is a great onahole which I recommend, it’s tightness and softness are perfect, but it lacks a bit of stimulation inside, it needs more pronounced bumps. Also, the price is a little bit expensive for what it offers, a bottle of lube would have been nice.

EDIT: finally, Google won’t change it’s policy.. yet ? I know all too well that when Google decides something, they’ll implement it in a way or the other, acting sly and shutting down randomly without appeal. So if you start a Blogger or keep yours, remind yourself that Google doesn’t want you. You still should find a more welcoming place for your blog

Context

Hosting companies love bloggers. Bloggers spend time creating content, and the hosting companies just have to monetize with banners or keywords. Win-win ! But some contents are easier to monetize than others. Some content is illegal in some places in the world. And some content may shock children and/or their parents. Hosting companies providing “free” blogs usually want to stay out of trouble, so they often downright forbid “adult” content (“shocking, disturbing, or obscene material”), and often don’t think twice before removing an entire blog upon a single DMCA takedown notice. The legal costs to fight a class-action of angry church people or mad copyright industries are too high compared to a single blogger’s freedom of speech, ya know. Tumblr (owned by Yahoo) is well known to pull the plug when it receives too much DMCA complaints. WordPress.com (owned by Automattic) has quite strict rules about adult stuff (basically, you should not make money with it).

Blogger™ is one of the world’s biggest blogging platforms and is owned by Google, a private for-profit company. And yesterday, Blogger™ updated their policy regarding “adult” content: in one month, all sexually-explicit pictures and videos and [unnecessary] nudity will be forbidden and blogs containing those will be turned “private” (effectively shutting them down from the web). And you should feel yourself lucky if Google doesn’t downright remove your entire blog from it’s servers, making you unable to retrieve and backup your content.

The need for sex bloggers

It doesn’t matter if you write about your sexual experiences, write about general sexuality, review sextoys, publish sexy pictures and videos of yourself or publish your own real/3D porn movies: it all has the greater purpose of informing the public, comforting people with their bodies and/or sexuality, and tend towards safer and funnier sex. Intimate doesn’t mean secret. For too long sex and masturbation has been frown upon, shamed and censored. I think it has caused immense harm to society and the people who were “outside the norm” at a given time. 40 years ago freedoms were a bit unleashed, but things return sour pretty fast, like the “UK porn ban” shows, or Facebook and Apple’s battle to hide and remove every boob and nipple on their networks, may it be the view of a mother breastfeeding a baby. I felt all that pressure, all that secret, at the awkward silence of my father and the mocking giggles of my mother when something marginally lewd came up on TV, or my father’s mocking use of phrases like “dressing up like a fag”, I know they’re not mean, I know they would understand and accept me as onahole fucker+blogger. Many of us have no problem living our sexuality how the fuck we want. But there are families where taboos exist. There are families where even the hint of a masturbatory practice means being kicked out.

Sex blogs are important because, aside the optional arousal of the visitors, they offer different points of view, interesting facts, useful sex advice, etc. And sex bloggers gain of it too: I learned many things about myself and met lots of awesome people. That’s why I strongly approve any one who thinks about starting a sex blog.

The blog: what, where, how ?

With Blogger being ruled out as hosting option, there are not many big platforms you can turn to for your blog. One option comes to my mind though:

• WordPress.com

I really recommend new bloggers to start with a blog on the WordPress.com platform. This platform is operated by for-profit company Automattic, so expect keyword-ads. Sexual content is allowed on the platform under some conditions: it must respect US laws, and in your dashboard you must report your blog as being for mature audience according to their rules:

It does simply indicate that your blog shouldn’t be included in the WordPress.com directory or see itself promoted on the front page of the platform. Your blog stays online and can be found through search engines.

Creating a WordPress.com blog is fairly easy and provides lots of themes and widgets to customize your blog and make it your very own. You can export your content with a simple click, and all the acquired habits with that tool will prove useful if/when you get more in control of your blog.

Self-managing your blog: shared web hosting

Should you choose to transfer your existing blog or create a new on a shared web hosting, you’re “in-between”: you surely don’t have to maintain clusters of filers and database servers over virtualized cloud services in datacenters across the world, BUT you still need some technical knowledge, and some money. I can’t provide you either of those, just some advice:

• be ready to pay up to ~10 $ per month for the hosting service
• play around with the FTP (using a client like FileZilla), have a look inside the MySQL database (using PhpMyAdmin access provided by the host) — you don’t need those on a daily basis, it’s just in case of emergency or backup
• pick a web hosting service that provides “one-click installation” of WordPress
• choose a good domain name and remember that it can be transferred to another web hosting service if you want (domain name: for Onahole Review, it’s “onahole.eu”)

Shared web hosting services are many on the internet. Each provide different features at competitive prices. Sorry, but it’s pretty “hit and miss” even for a pro web admin like me. A few ideas I know:

• HostGator: US company, unlimited diskspace and bandwidth, control panel, one-click install (Infernal Monkey and Hey Epiphora use their service, they seem satisfied with them)
• OVH: French company, unlimited bandwidth, plenty diskspace for the price, manager, one-click install (n°1 in Europe, fairly good, sadly I was missing some features)
• (I used GoDaddy years ago but was fairly angry at their deceptive selling practices.. and since they supported SOPA, fuck them)
• (if you wanna know: as of today Onahole Review runs on shared hosting provided by a nonprofit)

Since they provide the useful cPanel management system, I think you should feel at ease with HostGator

Shared web hosting services are usually better at handling complaints: since you pay for the service, they can’t simply pull the plug on your hosting (even if their terms of usage legally makes them able to). But you shouldn’t place too much trust in the companies: keep making regular backups of your data. Also: HostGator states it’s not responsible for downtime or delays by Force Majeure including “acts of God”, which is a really weird and blurry event in the middle of a legally binding document

About the blogging tool to use, I recommend WordPress. Yes, that’s the tool the WordPress.com platform is using. It’s free software edited by Automattic, that you can install on almost all web hosting. If the web hosting service provides one-click install of WordPress, then it’s even easier (no need to download, decompress, send over FTP, setup database, configure). In fact, only few bloggers aren’t using WordPress.. just to give you a hint on how customizable that tool is

Co-authored blogging

Another solution if you don’t wanna care about the underlying blog management: find another blogger and become author. One blog, multiple bloggers. That’s what Onahole Review does, and WordPress has great user system. While it’s not your own blog in this case, it still can help you learning to use WordPress and prepare to create your own blog later on.

 

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