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Sujiman Kupa Lolinco

mercredi 25 juin 2014 à 00:15

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Sujiman Kupa Lolinco, aka Sujiman Kupa Rinka or Open My Pussy! Lolinco. Or Lolinko. Magic Eyes with their famous… wide spaced eyes.

I got this onahole for (almost) free from J-List thanks to the sales commissions and your votes, so yes it’s a gift from all of you, nice guys from the internet ! Thank you :) Our friend Infernal Monkey reviewed it too, make sure to read it ;)

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“H-Hey darling, this is the best day of my life !”

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She looks like Kirino. Really. Years after starting to fuck her, it’s finally time to get married !

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Material is Magic Eyes’ actual TPE mix, dual layered and stuffed with silver ions (Ag+) to kill all the bacteria and stuff.

As usual, comes with a little one-time bottle of lube, a plastic wrapping. And it’s sticky. And smelly, you know… give her a good soapy shower before the wedding night. Let’s dig in !

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For a first preview, the structures are a bit worrying. Yes your new bride is by far not a virgin, look at all the scares and rips in her vagina. I’m not very sure how long it takes until you spread these cracks on both sides.

It’s pretty nice to slide between her puffy pussy lips and feeling them “hug” your shaft, as you push inside the opening. One first big rib. A second one, smaller. Some space to take your breath. The small ribs, and finally the tiny ribs. And at the bottom a kinda unspecial stuff. The hole getting tighter and tighter, it’s pretty nice to do “little strokes” when reaching the bottom. Now if you wanna keep stroking all your dick with the big ribs at the begin, hell you won’t last long*

*I barely last 30 seconds at “normal speed” after 2 days without cumming ~ wth is wrong with me ?! Or is it just the onahole who wants it to end fast ?

So yeah, stimulation-wise it’s a pretty good one ! The packaging is a bonus to me. About the material, I’m a bit deceived. Yes I got used to Toys Heart’s and RIDE’s stuff, but please, Magic Eyes, do something about the out-of-the-box smell. And put some more efforts for the inner layers: my Lolinco starts showing tearing at the hole after about 10 uses. I wasn’t too rough for the cleaning though. To clean, you really just wanna put it under water flow, don’t even attempt to turn it inside-out unless you don’t care about ruining the inner layer.

Treat her well, and she will love you long time. Be a brute, and it will end in tears.

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco
, by AkaiHebi
0.95 Feeling and pleasure
0.6 Materials and cleaning
0.9 Packaging and addons
0.8 Price
Overall score: 85 %
Feels great, that little bride ! But use her carefully, she's fragile...
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[video] Cleaning your Onahole

dimanche 1 juin 2014 à 15:12

Internet decides: J-List #1 (closed)

mardi 6 mai 2014 à 17:57

[poll closed → see results]

Hey everyone, thank you all for making me having so much fun blogging about onaholes :)

The time has come ! One month ago I announced the experience with J-List affiliate links, today I set the milestone and ask you all about your opinion: should we continue or should we stop ? What will the collected commissions be used for ?

During April, I got 50.63 US Dollars in commissions. In short: yes, it is possible to collect enough for a new onahole each month and maybe even two ! But I think it’s up to you, dear visitors from the internet, to decide what will happen. So, 3 polls: continue or not, if yes then how often, and what to get for these 50 bucks. In case of same vote count, winning toy is chosen using it’s rank in the list, and PHP’s rand() function. Polls close 10 days from now, May 16, so don’t be late ! :) “Voting campaigns” are allowed in comments, if you want to ;)

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This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 06/05/2014 15:01:58
end_date 16/05/2014 15:01:58
Poll Results:
Should I keep affiliate links ?

 

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This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 06/05/2014 15:08:49
end_date 16/05/2014 15:08:49
Poll Results:
If yes, open polls how often ?

Below, the onaholes ! You can check the onaholes on J-List or by using the J-List Onahole Browser. I pre-selected onaholes I may be interested in. Pick your favorites :)

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start_date 06/05/2014 15:13:49
end_date 16/05/2014 15:13:49
Poll Results:
What onahole should I get for $50 ?

And that’s it ! Check back on May 16th for the results ! And remember: May is national onahole month in Japan !


UPDATE May 16

Polls are closed, and I have some good news :)

Affiliate links for NLS ? They proposed to send me products for free :o Really nice guys ! I also applied as affiliate for Kanojo Toys, if it’s accepted then we’ll see something quite interesting :)

It was easy for me to do a poll with all the onaholes from J-List, but if I had to do polls with all the onaholes from NLS and Kanojo Toys…  no, no way, that would be extreme to pick from thousands of checkboxes :D  So instead, I’ll do a single poll including stuff from my shoppinglist, and a free input box if you want to vote for something that isn’t listed :) The 2 most voted onaholes will be ordered from J-List and Kanojo Toys if the commissions are enough, if not then it will be deduced to the next month, and NLS is free to send me anything else from the poll, or something totally different to surprise me and the visitors ;)

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About the voting period: 7 days, from the 7th to the 15th of each month ? I hope I can keep up, that all is quite some work :) To prevent flooding on the blog, I post updates on Twitter and Tumblr.

Many thanks to all of you, visitors, sellers and makers, this is really an exciting project !

Update June 6th:  so it turns out J-List pays the commissions every 2 months only. Next poll is delayed to July :(

 

[video] How to powder your onahole

jeudi 24 avril 2014 à 23:28

Oh girls just wanna have fun

dimanche 13 avril 2014 à 17:43

I’m not exactly sure that’s what Cyndi Lauper sings about with the world-famous song “Girls Just Want To Have Fun“, but fact is that girls want, can and should have fun too !

For years now I’m a regular Japanese sex-toy user, and I do complain that the Japanese sex industry has so much to offer to boys and men, so much I just can’t get a taste of everything available ! Dozens of brands appeared, onahole makers are hunting for talented illustrators on Pixiv so that to the ever improving material and sensations matches an arousing packaging with mostly anime-like characters, when it’s not directly getting the inspiration from an anime series to make parody toys. There sure are anime series who girls love or specialize for a female audience, but then where are the toys for girls ? No not “standard” dildos and vibrators, anime-themed toys ! In fact, there are so few, I can’t imagine that can be enough to satisfy the half of the world population.

Earlier today, I got a mail from a young lady who points out, accurately, that there are lots of super cute play things for boys, asking me if there are toys for girls too. There are, but so few it’s no wonder they can be hardly found, it’s a bit like the industry doesn’t allow girls to get interested in it. Shame on you, I stand for gender equality and that also applies to anime sex toys !

The three related categories on Amazon Japan are:

At first sight, you understand that the product pages focus on the content and very little on the packaging. In fact, the packaging is often as boring as the one of Melt. It’s okay to show exactly how it looks like, but hey, why not add some fantasy ? Otaku girls also can get wild on anime characters ! Luckily, it’s not like there’s nothing at all. There’s Tamatoys:

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And there’s EXE:

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Not totally nothing for Magic Eyes, but pretty dull:

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And that’s it ! I hardly saw anything else on the mega-shop called Amazon, and it’s almost all sold on jp little shop J-List !! If there is one onahole for each otaku boy, then 0,003 % of otakus are girls, that’s impossible !

Really, I wanna raise the publicity of this market, I want that no otaku girl feels left behind once again by the industry, not with the huge amount of “standard” toys that could as well be found in western countries, but with the prideful anime industry Japan is world-famous with. I wanna point out that the little available nowadays depicts girls on the packaging, not hot bishonen or handsome vampires or manly cowboys or whatever floats the girl otaku’s boats ! Hey, Japan sex toy industry, put your shit together and bring some joy to your waiting customers.

When I started Onahole Review on WordPress in 2012, I thought on nothing big just posting for fun. The blog is still not big and operated for fun, but maybe with the 12000 monthly visits I can have a slight influence. Onaholes sure can be fun for girls too but hey it wasn’t conceived like this and shouldn’t be an excuse to do nothing about the lack of anime sextoys for girls. There are girls reviewing vibrators and dildos on the internet, the are otaku girls on the internet, maybe there are girls who want to review anime vibrators and dildos on the internet a bit like I do with onaholes, if so then tell me about it, I can at least offer some visibility.

There will be supply if the industry knows about an unfulfilled demand, and girls should also have joy :)