It’s winter, it’s freezing cold. But even in summer, this is a must-have !

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RENDS previously released the USB Onaho Warmer, which got very popular (since being one of the only few existing accessories). They could be leaning back and enjoying the cash flow, but no ! they worked on a new design, based on customer reviews and modern onaholes.

The new version is bigger, reaching deep in your middle-sized onaholes. It produces a bit less heat, to reduce the risk of onahole deformation or melting. It looks less “amateur work” at the cord attachment, our friend Dakaarts mentioned that the old version had it’s “pink section” broken, I guess he wasn’t the only one in this situation and the issue seems resolved with the new version. What’s pretty nice too is the longer USB cord: sometimes the USB ports on your computer aren’t easy to reach. And since it’s just USB 2.0 connecting, you don’t have to mess around with outlet converters. I wish everything was USB or ATX powered in this globalized world. Anyway.

Little video test with Virgin Age ~ Graduation (to be reviewed in February) while wearing my Seifuku Quite good onahole, if you ask.  (unboxing here and there)

Music: porno soundtrack (tempo and pitch upscaled). And: fuck you Tumblr

You like it strong and tight ? A-One made something for you: ZEX IBO TORNADO

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Okay, let’s get blown up in the air by this thing.

Short note about the entrance: it could have been a bit more convenient, squeezing and pushing inside while using both hands, well.. Not so great.

The inside seems promising, and inside:

A tight entrance, a vacuum-chamber ending, and in-between a minefield of nubs. And fuck yeah it’s tight and intense ! Make sure to use enough lube, a good water-based lube, and it fucking sucks your sanity out from your dick, makes your head spin and you feel like a wooden puppet in the middle of a raging tornado. Kinda.

Material-wise we have a single-layer onahole, it’s below my current material standards. It’s lagging behind, it could have been way better. In fact, you know what it reminds me ? My little sister can’t be this tight ! The material is pretty similar, the tightness is about the same, it’s just more intense. Yes, that was quite some time ago.

It doesn’t seem to have much success on Amazon, and I can understand that: I only recommend this onahole for experienced users who have no trouble getting a rock hard dick. Again: put enough lube inside and get started slowly, or it will be painful. But for that price, I don’t complain much.

MELT, by Magic Eyes. What do we got here

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Oh yes, another “monster” Magic Eyes gave birth Monster or Alien, whatever floats your boat. Mmmh such organic shape.

As you can see, the packaging is kept to a minimum: transparent plastic box. onahole in a plastic sealing, bag of lube. Not much to say, not much to see. Moving on.

Same material as GuchoMon Pocket. Same comments apply. Yes, Magic Eyes does better now

Not much going on ? It gets fun when NLS puts a camera inside

The section view:

Is it supposed to feel realistic ? Because I’ll vote for some more tightness. Medium stimulation, a welcome double structure, what it lacks the most is some suction. I like it more “spicy” than that, I don’t feel totally satisfied. Magic Eyes does stick often to their internal structures, I think with a better material they can achieve something pretty good. The “weight/price” ratio is okay, except for Amazon (what the hell, ￥4000 ?!).

I can approve this for onahole newcomers and/or alien fetishists, more “experienced” onahole fuckers may look for something else

Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you this new technology of flashlight-lantern using Japan’s best LED-light expertise ! The sun goes down, the days get shorter, and you need to lighten your doorway for your family to come over at Christmas. Don’t let darkness reign upon you, get this awesome lantern now !

No panic, it’s just a penis mixer.

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You’re already all asking why/how I got that. Long story short: I wanted to try for quite some time, and NLS was giving away the R-1 controller for free for orders over 100 $ during a campaign. Split-order, separate shipping, R-1 controller for free, it was a great occasion to get the A10 Cyclone much less expensive.

Warning for those interested: unless you buy a R-1 + A10 set, or unless you already got it, you need the R-1 controller. The A10 Cyclone in itself won’t help you. (but the R-1 alone comes with a quite strong bullet vibrator, very nice)

The instructions:

1. plug in
2. lube
3. insert
4. activate
5. cum
6. clean the fucking mess you just made

Yes you can call that a “penis mixer” since it rotates around your thing and builds up a dense and smelly foam made of lube and semen. You want me to be graphical ? You’re over 18, you are not at work and you fear no perversion ? Then copy-paste this URL:

http://tumblr.onahole.eu/post/68573259151/

(you have been fucking warned)

The Internet is just so filled with product reviews of the A10 Cyclone, I barely have anything to add to them aside: “yeah the noise is a weakpoint”. The stimulation isn’t an “in-out type” (like the A10 Piston), therefor the pleasure slowly builds up, and you release in a… how to say…  “flat ceiling” mode that is quite mind-blowing. You can easily keep going and cum 3 times or even more, during one hour or more. Using large shorts, you can keep it “sitting” on your penis so you have your hands free to read some dirty books or watching gross hentai on tablet.

Preparation: I had to watch several videos to understand how it can/should be. But it’s pretty well conceived, I must say: the “rotation chamber” is isolated by an outer chamber to prevent clothes, hair or whatever being wrapped around. The membrane prevents the lube to flow all over the place and splash. With two “intermediate rings” (the optional black plastic rings), the rotation chamber fits perfectly to everyone. Asiatic men may want to not use them.  *cough*

The cleaning. Oh the cleaning. I guess it could have been worse. The outer parts stay pretty clean, you just may have trouble properly separating the rotation chamber from the handle (the magnet is strong, maybe too much: you can end up splashing the chamber’s content)

The A10 Cyclone comes with one inner cup, but there are plenty additional cups available. Together with the different rotation patterns, you get a very wide set of stimulations.

Yeah yeah. Here some videos.