Sent to me by the immortal NLS: this very kawaii Japanese ghost onahole made by Hotpowers. Smoking Phantom !

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• 空笑幻視-スモーキングファントム-

“A little bit more wacky”, I thought. “Why the hell not ?”  And so Smoking Phantom got ranked 2^nd in the poll #5. And so it happens to be my first Hotpowers onahole too.

It’s not the first onahole-in-a-can I had my hand on: there was Chinraku! Tako Musume “Octopus Girl” and Aketemite. But that was long long ago. And quite bad experiences. Smoking Phantom being quite old too, things don’t look very bright from the start. Let’s begin with the design !

There’s a sister product, Smoking Countdown, with a more detailed picture of the ghost girl:

I have a little something for ghost girls, especially those with twintails and a bandaid on one knee and that are so fun to fool around with (Mayoi Hachikuji from the Bakemonogatari anime series). Ghosts haunt you, they’re filled with regret and hate, they need your help to solve their issues and finally go to the afterworld. Until then, they won’t let go of you, poor mortal. And they will want to remember the pleasures of carnal love.

Depending on how much vital energy the ghost has, it can loose it’s physical form and just remain like white smoke. Or a blob of jelly.

That’s Hotpowers’ idea: stuffing jellyfish in a can stuffing a ghostgirl in a can.

The can is filled with a jelly onahole. It’s really as jelly-ous as an onahole can be. Oh, hole in the middle. Sticking penis in.

Good. First things first: the promo pictures are misleading. The can is so filled there’s barely any space for the jelly to expand when you fuck it. Outcome: very unsexy noises of jelly-farts. That’s for the noise. And the smell ? URKS. AAARRRGH. It stinks of dead dinosaurs: plastic. I swear: even the parody K-On onahole I never reviewed here (EDIT: Ona Beat 2nd Gig) and was my very first onahole wasn’t so toxic to my nose. Baah.

But you have to endure it: you must rip the ghost off it’s can to have a proper fuck with….  holy shit. That thing. Oily. Smelly. And STICKY. IT’S LIKE GLUE AND SEMEN. I was actually laughing, it’s more fun to play with that sticky blob in your hands than fucking it.

I expected not much when sliding my courageous penis inside. Problem: the jelly. It pushes the lube out. Penis shiny and lubed up, I start over. Sliding in. Problem: nothing. Barely more sensations than Hot Girl. I was thinking about the meaning of life for a couple minutes and managed to cum inside Smoking Phantom. Problem: the cum. My white fluids rushed away from the jelly, bubbling out from around my dick as I slowly pulled out, and it leaked all out after my tip, and Smoking Phantom closed it’s entry with almost nothing in it’s “belly”.

Let’s clean it now. Heading to bathroom. Try flushing out inside. Notice the bottom is getting bigger. That’s right: Smoking Phantom was now a WATERBOMB. That didn’t last long though: a little “pop”, and out flows the water from the new hole at the bottom. …  made cleaning easier.

What now ? Oh, let’s powder it, to make it less sticky. Powdered it. Good, it’s not so sticky anymore. Figure out I didn’t shot pics and vids yet. Fuck. Try to wash the powder away: ineffective. Intense rubbing: no shit. Using glue and duct tape: nothing. Well. Good. Great.

Time to fix this with scissors.

The result was convincing enough. Cutting the flesh off the ghost girl made it edgy and shit, but at least you can see through it again.

What else can I say..  it comes with a one-time bottle of deceiving lube, and the price is sickly high. I’m gonna trash the ghost girl away and use the can for something else. Virgin Age Admission, maybe. Thank you NLS and the internet for this adventure !

Youtube mirror | music track: Andreas Viklund – Lovely Heart

Sent to me by NLS with love, Maiden: when Magic Eyes explores the more dark sides of history to create an onahole!

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• Maiden

Maiden got a bronze medal during the Onahole Poll 5, which means I wasn’t the only one a bit curious about it.

Magic Eyes is known for Girl in the Box and the Mouth of Truth, and Maiden is a kind of mix of those: historical stuff and torture device. Because Magic Eyes offers us a virgin girl locked inside an iron maiden.

Of course ! Indeed ! You bet plenty of us had the heavy metal band’s name in mind ! Yet the iron maidens, the torture device, may have been only fictional. Mind you: a kind of vertical coffin, with the interior covered with spikes so when you close it with someone inside, the unlucky human being gets pierced through on the whole body and bleeds out. So much medieval fun. But no.

Poor Mai Kurogane (the girls’ name). Of course Magic Eyes wouldn’t be such monsters as to ship you a plastic sieve instead of an usable onahole: the box doesn’t have spikes. The packaging is really good.

Was… was it necessary to include a neck ?.. Anyway:

Now do you understand the idea behind the iron maiden ? Piercing, blood, why I mentioned “virgin” earlier ? 

I didn’t had the best experienceat piercing through plastic hymens, but this one was safe. Instead, I struggled with the entrance, all of it: it’s shape makes it uneasy to “align” your junk with the hole, and there’s no worse thing in onahole-onanism as to go “GET INSIDE THIS FREAKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU STUPID DICK, COM’ON, UUUUUGHHH”. Yet when you achieve your entry with a satisfying “pop”, on the first time things get dirty fast: the red-colored lube Magic Eyes lovely included behind the fake hymen to simulate blood SPLASHED all over my crotch and up to my tights. That didn’t lead much further, I was laughing too hard about the massacre to think about masturbating anymore.

The following attempts, red lube carefully washed away, went better. Still frustrating about the struggle just to enter, but then it’s okay. And kinda good actually…

… until the middle. After that, up to the “neck”, there’s nothing going on. And it makes noise too. So, I just enjoyed the first half, with those little nubs, and the ribs…  Once I had a -very- powerful orgasm in there, a sweet delicious 5 seconds of total loss of control and blankness of the brain, but more likely due to the fantasy I had in mind. It wasn’t about fucking a bloody virgin taken out of a torture device

Maiden is rather tight and intense, the material is something new at Magic Eyes: I found it being quite similar to the “Fresh Skin” type of ToysHeart, like in Eroman. Cleaning can be a bit tricky because of the tightness, and the useless hole extending to the “neck” part where stuff can so easily gather. It dries rather slowly, the silver ions help killing nasty bacteria. But soap still belongs to the washing !

Overall, Maiden is something for those who like the context (torture device, virgin, piercing, blood, beheaded corpse, whatever), but the onahole itself got me mildly frustrated and probably won’t be used much. I already wait your next move, Magic Eyes: British boiling-torture ? Flaying ? Electrical chair ? Oh there’s much stuff said about Vlad III “the impaler” and torture. Do your worst !

Youtube mirror | music track: Fear of the Dark (Iron Maiden cover, by Argon)

RenRen-sensei, our beloved moe artist level 100, just finished an awesome work on Naho-chan the mascot to create two new banners for the blog and Twitter+Tumblr profiles !

Bonus, here as wallpaper:

I’d like to publicly thank RenRen for all the amazingly cute drawings and genius ideas Please follow RenRen’s Pixiv and Twitter for more moe and kawaii !

Going forward, what do you think of Naho-chan ? Would you be interested in a dakimakura-cover version of those banners, to hug and cuddle (and dakisex ?) with Naho all night long thanks to the combined skills of RenRen and a custom dakimakura printer ?

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Selected by you and sent by NLS, here is PPP’s Twins Panic onahole !

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• ツインズパニック

Ooooh damn. When I saw it hitting the market, I was like:

Yeah no, my nose didn’t bleed but I felt a sudden blood rush at my crotch and I had some trouble putting my jaws back in place . PPP was shaking the Earth again with an onahole made after game characters, just like My Big Bro is Pervert. But this time, the game is included ! The illustration made me drooling and drooling, but I told NLS I’d rather just have the content shipped without box. It’s plenty beautiful in JPEG already:

The Matsumiya 松宮 twin sisters, Yuumi ゆうみ is the more perverted one (on the right), and Yuka ゆうか is the more innocent one (on the left). And the game is Twins Panic ~ Brother is our Slave ( ツインズ・パニック ～おにいちゃんは私たちの奴隷～ ) by Shining Star. Of course, it’s an eroge: you have plenty juicy previews in the game page. I had a quick walk-through of the game, and it’s really interesting It’s about the student Koji and the landlord twin daughters, and they “fight” over him, corrupting him into doing more and more perverted stuff, effectively turning him into their sex slave. It really goes naughty in the eroge sequel, “Break Panic”, judging at the preview pictures

You know, blonde loli twin sisters competing over a studying renter… call me pervert all you want, but stuff like Kiss×sis (competing twin sisters), The Light of Tsukimi Manor (loli landlord-daughter + students), Secret Twin Tales(blonde loli twins), mixing together all those ingredients hits plenty of my fantasies lately. Only regret: the eroge is in Japanese. I’m praying to all living gods that a hentai anime is made of it, and Subdesu translates it. Fuck. Yeah

Twins Panic’s price hurts ass, because it includes:

The eroge runs on Windows XP and later, it can also run in WINE emulator for Linux. The lube is standard-sticky with Ag+ ions, it’s real good (but be cautious not to drop too much into the onahole !). Back to the onahole.

Holy fucking shit, loli twin sisters on top of each other. What a tasty view. And so well designed.

With a size of 145x60x65mm and a weight of 1125g, Twins Panic doesn’t quite fit in your pockets for discreet carrying. Without being big large stuff like Puni Ana DX or Squishy Sisters. I tried some “hands-free” fucking but it didn’t work well, either because the holes are too tight, or the onahole not heavy enough. So, holding it with your hand may be required

A few thrusts deep inside Yuumi, then you switch to Yuka, and then back to Yuumi… and when you feel you’re close to cumming, just slide between them in that flat and smooth space to regain some stamina. Twins Panic allows quite some fun.

Both twins have a rather soft stimulation, snug and pretty satisfying. I prefer the top because it’s a little bit more intense, but it’s downside is that it makes a bit of noise, letting air inside that bumpy cave of hers. The bottom is more tight, and the wavy shape makes it quite good for long strokes. The onahole’s dual layer fabric gives us a softer outside for better ass-groping, and a firmer inside.

What Twins Panic lacks of ? Vacuum chambers. It seems there’s enough space to do a small one, to give some extra suction effect. And that, mmmmh, it would have been close to perfect !

After cleaning a couple of times it doesn’t smell much, and doesn’t get too sticky. The onahole doesn’t fall apart at first use, that’s good. Will it last long unharmed ? I think so, or at least with only minor damage after a few months. It comes down to the cleaning: not easy, and of course you can’t turn it inside out ! Usually, I put my hand on one side and rub with my thumb, this way I  can reach the bottom to make sure nothing is left behind. Same technique for each main hole, and the one of the middle I just rub inside with one finger. The material seems to endure it fine, even when I grow impatient and stretch it in all cardinal directions.

And finally, the price. Ow. Even without the game, it still would have felt a bit high. Yeah okay it’s very good quality and the twins are amazing, but hey ! Also, beware of the shipping if you don’t pick NST.

I hope to see more of you, Matsumiya twin sisters

Youtube mirror | music track: AM WHITE, by 煉獄小僧

 

Onaholes and lube, it just goes together. Today, let’s talk about this special lube !

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• ＮＬＳオリジナル温感ローション

I think I don’t need to introduce you NLS: they sell plenty of stuff, but they also design some stuff thanks to their bounds with Rends. This includes USB Onaho Warmer, Finish & Sleep lotion, or Ultra Mint lotion. Ultra Mint last summer, to efficiently cool down your engines. And now Warming Lubricant for the winter. Simple, yet useful.

The bottle is plain. Nothing written on it. It’s exactly like Finish & Sleep bottles, so try not to mix them if you removed the plastic wrapping on the latter. Stick the opening inside your onahole, push a couple times, and enjoy !

Now for the contents: L- arginine, hyaluronic acid, placenta extract, aloe vera extract, persimmon tannin extract, ginger extract…    sounds good.

Seems also good for massage lotion ^^

But is it ready to replace the USB Onaho Warmer ? Well..    It doesn’t feel as hot as Ultra Mint feels cold. Maybe there’s a good reason to that, if it’s more warming then it would be caused by skin irritation. Still: it does feel a bit warm, or at least not as cold as standard lube. Thank you ginger extract ! … describing ? It’s more or less the heat you feel when you hold your dick with your hand. When sliding inside the onahole, it’s as if you heated it up a while before. Just a bit, not as much as the USB warmers (that I recommend totally, the new version).

While Warming Lubricant isn’t a real milestone in sexy technology, it’s price is okay. Worth a try