Kouhais, cuckolds; konnichiwa.

I am The Apologist, the invisible hand manipulating the hentai scene from the shadows. I am a professional hentai blogger, a hustler, the admin of VGhustler, and the most prolific affiliate marketer for my friends at J-LIST.

Recently I got a girlfriend from overseas. In our Skype masturbation sessions, audio is important. She enjoys rocking her clit to the sound of my onaholes. According to her, it’s the same sound that her throat makes when she sucks cock. My newest onahole is my girlfriend’s favorite, ’cause it’s the loudest.

WELCOME, to the Otaku Apologist review of Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin Onahole!

• ✈ otonaJP
• ✈ NLS
• ✈ J-List
• ✈ KanojoToys
• Amazon Japan
• ✈ ToyDemon
• Japanese product name: ぎちぎちばーじん

PACKAGING

Her throat is dry, her feelings bottled up. A brave girl, she hides her fear well. The naked man rod in front of her, her resolve is shaking, but she’s not letting it show. She tells herself “mother needs the money”. Good girl, young and dick-deprived, her hymen is intact. She tries to imagine the protruding flesh hose belongs to her crush at school.

What she doesn’t yet realize is, her career as a whore was set at birth; She was born with a super power.

A young girl, with no imagination for sex, is a dry frigid bitch. Hence, her mother gave her lube.

PRODUCT

The material is soft, but perhaps not so stretchy. Compared with other holes my dick has reviewed, like Nekomimi Maonyan, which was like jelly, Gichi Gichi Virgin feels more flesh-like. That’s the point; tricking your genitals so they think it’s a real cunt. The gimmick here, her latent talent, is her two-part inner structure.

Gichi Gichi Virgin’s mutant power is a regenerating hymen. Call the X-men.

FEELING

Her girl slit is suspiciously wide. Is she REALLY a virgin? Poking deeper, your cock tip hits something. It’s soft, but annoyingly obstinate. While her little lips caress the shaft part lovingly, her deeper cavern gives you shit. What a bitch! Put more strength to it; penetrate, PENETRATE, PENETRATE. You’re in. Oh!

Your battering ram is the first war machine to invade her sacred shrine. Plow her, plunder the loot. As you pull out the troops, the wall mysteriously builds itself back. Oh! Fuck this whore, go again!

And your cock misses, showing a sorry bulge at her stomach. You hit again; another bulge. Fucking hell, DIE BITCH DIE, FUCKING TAKE THE COCK AND CRY – and you’re in again.

With Gichi Gichi Virgin, it’s a cyclical battle of the ages. Like the Empire, she always builds another Death Star. And it’s always so satisfying to make that great one-in-a-million shot, kid.

The feeling on the cock is not that pleasurable. If you want a stroker, there are better holes for it. But if you enjoy it when a cunt fights back, and have a deflowering fetish, the Gichi Gichi Bitch is your whore.

CLEANING

Pour in water, flush out the white men. Check their privilege; They’re dead. Cleaning the pussy grotto is easy, due to the wide opening. Stuff a towel in, eazy. The second floor of the dungeon takes a micro fiber glove – the ordinary towel is too thick. The area you unload your cum in, the deepest part, takes a thorough licking to get the fluids out. Get her cleaned up, her mother is on the door.

HAPPY FAMILY!! <3