Japan provides the world with lots of unexpected ideas. Like this onahole.

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So far so good, a quite big piece of pink “foam” with a somewhat carried away gothic lolita as packaging, made in Japan by A-One.

The “something special” I got interested in, is this:

No that’s not conception errors, this onahole contains 3 strings. Of course they don’t prevent you from reaching deep inside the hole, depending on the way you turn it the strings stretch over or under your thing… and give a strange but not unpleasant sensation.

Quite simple internal structure, straight and linear with ribs. Just with 3 strings passing right in the middle. Quite thick material by the way, the onahole itself hardly fits in the pocket.

Just to make clear what happens:

You see the strings, in blue ? They wrap around the upper or the lower side of your penis, and stroke it when you glide in and out. Don’t worry, the strings don’t break that easily (TPE like the rest of the toy, you have to pull the strings out of the hole a good 10 cm away if you want to break them -didn’t test that, but I assume they can endure quite something). For what effect ? Well it’s noticeable, but don’t think this doubles the pleasure you can get from an onahole like this. Since the strings glide according to your penis’ surface (which is obviously not as smooth as in my drawing), you can feel a “little something” holding your thing in when you glide out.. or out when you glide in. Nothing much, slight, but enough to make it unique. Don’t worry about the cleaning, the strings are flexible enough so you can turn the onahole inside out to clean it properly.

The price is good, for an idea I will keep an eye on (there are many ways to improve and optimize this, there is potential for crazy stuff).

Nah, that’s not a hug pillow. Let’s call it an “experience enhancer”.

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So that you see what’s the point:

(the photo studio of NLS, common serious everyday business )

Take this; unfold

place favorite onahole in tunnel

blow up with pump; profit.

Mostly effective when you don’t have porn to watch: you see something a bit more arousing that your thing stroked by plastic.

You may think that’s not much, but surprisingly there’s something else: since you have less direct “contact” with your thing, you’re less aware you’re masturbating. About the illustrations you have the blonde on one side and the red-haired on the other, but I think what could be the most arousing is not the point of view of a vaginal intercourse, but an oral one (like you’re holding the girl’s head to control a blowjob). On one side.

The tunnel is 40 cm deep, you can place Twenty without problem and NLS shows that it works with dildos too. To clean you mostly have to let the air out before being able to take the onahole out.

Interesting item.

“mini” and “special”.

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Yet another onahole maker: MODE-design. Let’s see the tiny version, “mini”.

Lacks of ribs or bumps. Doesn’t lack of suction effect. The internal structure doesn’t make it a “must-have”, the material seems ok, the size is convenient and the packaging is cute. Here comes the big question: can a “westie” enjoy it ?

Response: well yes, but not that great. The material stirs too much, so from the few internal structures you almost feel none. Another thing: pretty damn hard to stick your thing in with one hand, the entrance should have been better conceived. It’s cute and all, but doesn’t help much. Elasticity ? Enough to turn it inside-out without worries, so cleaning it is easy. Overall, worth the price.

“The agony of choice”. When Santa has to deliver onaholes all around the world while saving shipping (imagine he can’t make multiple pickups with his reindeer), Santa would probably choose the store from which he can get the most different onaholes. Let’s count to see where Santa was.

• local sex-store: about 30 (including “classics” like Tenga and Fleshlight -did laugh but that’s ok for a small suburb shop)
• Eden Fantasys: 63
• Risque Boutique: 117
• J-List: about 150
• Omocha Dreams: 152
• CoolMaleSexToy: about 200
• PillowGame: 228
• Kanojo Toys: 255
• ToyDemon: about 360
• NLS: about 800
• Amazon: about 3800

Yeah, Amazon’s got close to 3800 onaholes, I picked the right category to troll around last hour (to see the product thumbnails, open one product page and confirm you’re over 18 (link on the left), then reload the page). Literally filled with parody-toys you won’t find on other Amazons, of course. Oh by the way, found some Frontier Japan toys (you know, the ones who did Onanyan -now I have some decent images) but depicting Oreimo as “handjob-onaholes”. The item title, Google Translated: “My sister is a good vegetable 崎 vol.1 feels so much fog”. Take a good laugh at it (but save your 605 yen).

Right now I think it’s time to write a new internet rule:  “If it’s an anime, there’s an onahole of it on Amazon”. Not hard to guess where Santa packet up.

The feeling of the confidence, the need to remain undiscovered whatsoever, the pure love stronger than the universal taboo, two young creatures melting together in an unmatchable complete and deep relationship, …

Sorry for your fantasies, the item I gonna review today looks more like an alien (or an embryo in it’s first shaping) than your dreamed sister.

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So after the previous experience (HUG ME air pillow), it was time to give this “technology” a second chance. This time we don’t give a fuck about the illustration, what we want is something we can actually use. You see the two holes ? That’s actually tunnels, you can play with the other side too. And the most convenient way to use it, is like this.

Just rest your head on one side, and take the other side between your legs. Oh ! The holes are just in the right position to..

.. put an onahole in it and have fun in a very relaxing position. Maintain the “sister” with your hands while you slowly and deeply thrust in. That’s it !

Time for some comments: at least this one doesn’t break after the second use (mine isn’t broken yet, after 9 successful uses). The choice of the onahole is limited, the tunnels being quite narrow. Don’t try to place the onahole while the pillow is fully blown up, best time to do it is when you started to blow it up (so that it’s unfolded). So what onahole ? It has to be long enough to be properly “pinched” by the pillow, but meanwhile thin enough to fit in the tunnel. Good results got with Ayase and Kuroneko from the Can’t be this tight series, Bubble shake, and Seven. Push from one side, pull from the other. And enjoy your time: the 10-minute preparation shouldn’t end up in 3 minutes of fun. And once you’re done, well… take a nap

By the way: place some towels on your bed, if you don’t want it to be messy. And consider another 10 minute session to let the air out, fold your alien and store it.

What’s about the blue-haired girl on the packaging ? Your sister is a embryo-formed dual-perforated silvergrey alien, deal with it.