“The Octopus Girl”. Sounds familiar ? Yes, parody of Shinryaku! Ika Musume (Squid Girl).

Disposable toy, not available on J-List any more. Got the yellow one (warty) for 11.50 $. I’m filled with sadness when I see how much NLS sells it. Wish I had known this website earlier

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Ok let’s quick this up.

Low-cost disposable parody onahole = don’t use it more than once or twice. When I see where most of you come from (North America, Australia, Europe), it’s unlikely that you want to get one (unless it’s for the packaging): too tight and not flexible enough for western people. All you can achieve is a quite unpleasant scratching sensation, despite the half-ton of lube you poured inside and on your thing. Like a “non-US-Deepthroat-Tenga”, you see ?

Ah, of course: you can pull the hole out of it’s can, remove the foam and enjoy it raw. But even so you hit to the material flexibility limit, and the extreme stretching keeps you from really enjoying the ribs and warts.

EDIT: Oh, found a video that illustrates all this very well with some sense of humor. Don’t forget to activate subtitles

Hi, how everybody’s doing ?

As announced in the Tenga Cups review, this new one is about the first reusable toys by Tenga: the 3D series. And they come in different flavors !

Yes, they put them in a “statue-form”, modern art like..  as if you would show them in the open with all the Tenga users who know about them. Well, masturbation isn’t as strong of a taboo in Japan as it is elsewhere.

It would be complicated to compare them since I only got one: zen. Anyway…

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As said, only got zen and not really considering buying more: expensive !

Don’t know how it works ? Look at the picture above: what you see is the internal structure: to use it, flip inside-out and you’re good to go. So your choice(s) will be based on your favorite stimulation, and that.. well.. depends for each of us. Or you can try to understand NLS’ reviews (copypasting):

• “SPIRAL” is spiral structure. Although the part whose hole is looser than the goods, and a stimulus are weaker, a responsibility does not give the spare time which takes a break to a penis from a debt and various angles unique to spiral structure.
• “MODULE” is the structure with which square unevenness was regularly located in a line.
  A square field traces a penis and an angle gives a stimulus.
• “ZEN” is the structure of a ribs system which a beautiful line like a Japanese garden ran innumerably.
  A stimulus is also a feel of appearance as it is.
• “POLYGON” is the structure which it began to delete roughly with a knife.
  If it inserts, the stimulus similar to non-dimension processing to push aside can be felt, and a stimulus level is a little high in it being unexpected.
• As for “PILE”, even though just appearance is individual and excites interest, the stimulus characteristic is a simple ribs system.
  The gradation of the triangular projection was also too delicate and was not felt.

Get it ?

Now, my words about zen:

It’s not very tight, only depends on the pressure of your hand. The many ribs give a quite intense stimulus, not “scratching sensation”. Just the right depth, and rolling around feels good. By pressing the air out before insertion I create quite good vacuum. I don’t need to go crazy to cum twice (not continuously).

Still: it does feel good, it’s easy to clean and is in antimicrobial material, but it’s still quite expensive. You better want to pick one, instead of starting a collection of all five. Too bad it’s not the kind of stuff you can try before buy If unsure, go for spiral or zen.

A quick word about Tenga:

It’s one of the fastest growing company in the sex toy industry. About 13 000 units are sold in Japan every day. Of the 20% of products sales worldwide, top countries are the USA, Spain and China. And: they got the “super-employee”, who broke twice the masturbation world record with their products (9 hours 58 minutes).

One thing should be especially noticed: Tenga products have no “special packaging” with anime characters or such, nor are the products conceived as intercourse-simulation.

Now that you met Tenga, let’s move on to the Cups review.

Some of these products come in 3 editions: soft (white), normal (red) and hard (black). Here we consider the normal editions.

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It’s particularity is the “suction hole”: put your finger on it while inserted to create a nice vacuum. The internal structure consists of ripples, tightening-pass, nubs..

Western friends: pay extra attention to what version you’re buying ! Always look for the “U.S. Tenga”, because the “Japan-standard” edition is about 2/3 girth (which is too small for the western average).

It’s conceived for one-time use, but with a condom you can increase this to 3 times (don’t try more, since it will then lack of lube.. and be rather unhygienic). The lotion reservoir doesn’t require you to pre-lube your thing before insertion, just go ahead and enjoy. A good point is that the lube is in the right quantity and doesn’t spill all over.

It already feels quite good but you will play a lot with the suction hole to increase this even further. You can apply different movements but the main usage is the stroking.

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This one enables you to “squeeze” the walls to variate stimulation. The internal structure doesn’t differ much from the Deepthroat’s except it has a “ribs-passage” instead of the tightening zone. Overall good but unimpressive.

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Well you guess what it is from the title: you stick your thing in it and you play with the top to “roll” around your tip. It’s a quite mild sensation so you want to play with it when you’re not in a hurry (like while watching 2 hours long porn).

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Nasty toy ahead, threesome people ! “Sweet side, bitter side”.. Front door, back door. The holes are separate. Not tasted yet.

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Yes, there are like “air cushions” in it. They provide a very nice tight sensation, better that one obtained with elastic material. The internal structure is quite simple yet effective (you see easily on the section view of NLS that it depicts a (simple) vagina, the cushions recreating it’s muscles). Oh don’t worry about the depth: western people also got it to the root. One thing: don’t stroke too hard. I got the cushions to explode once ^^

Compared to a multiple-use hole the Tenga Cups are a bit expensive, there are one-time disposable cups at lower prices.. and lower quality, I assume. Tornado, Ma-sai, DNA, …  the market keeps growing. What is the environmental impact of all this ? Dunno. Keep in mind that Tenga also does reusable toys, expensive yet very well made. These will be reviewed in a next post.

Oops, looks like it’s time to review this item !

Such sick perverts at ToysHeart.. and such sick perverts those who buy this

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So, this isn’t an onahole.. it’s a penis pump. A bit special fellatio-pump.

So, now that you saw how it works, let’s talk about it.

You’re supposed to lube the thing, insert your thing in the thing, and then press the thing. By releasing the thing the thing will create a vacuum that will suck your thing. And your thing should feel good, eventually up to orgasm.

Product review: Shakuhachi Musume Oral Pump

One can like or dislike the product packaging, and oppai-lovers will be happy to know ToysHeart also did similar stuff with “glans licking girl” and “paizuri girl” (tit job). Sickos.

About the actual product there’s quite much to say. Plugging the tube to the two things is a fucking challenge, I barely got it after cutting a little part so that the ends are a little more “arrow-form” so it actually fits in the hole On usage it’s… inefficient. Pressing the pump will quickly make you tired since it’s not very flexible (until you’ve got the fists of a weight lifter). The “pressure chamber” is definitively asian-shaped, western people will have the contact on less sensitive zones in the middle of their thing and suction power is quite lost (normally the membrane should wrap around 2/3 of a 10cm/4″ penis). And: the membrane tears quickly, since the chamber’s plastic walls are rough-edged. So the alternative method is:

1. lube well
2. insert your thing (not fully, let a little space between tip and bottom)
3. get the pump (unpressed) and connect it now to the tube
4. stroke gently the chamber (don’t touch at the pump)
5. [ note: this can also work by putting the finger on the chamber's hole, no need for tube + pump]

This method will provide a hell of a strong vacuum, but the (big) counterpart is that the unstructured membrane will offer very low stroking-pleasure: maybe once, but you won’t orgasm twice But note that if you want a slightly less powerful vacuum while having a by-far better stroking experience, just head over a “deepthroat” Tenga (US edition, please). Seriously

So: not worth the money, western friends.

Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuûtsu. One of the most popular anime series had to be parodied. Along with the immense quantity of doujinshis with -of course- hentai stories, …  onaholes.

“Haru Nyan Mini”, it’s called. Nobody can explain why “Nyan”, no cats here, not even nekomimi (cat ears).

Old times, I bought all three of ‘em.

Mini, ’cause they are 9 cm long (3.5″).

Product review: Haruhi

Product review: Yuki

Product Review: Mikuru

General comments

All three of them are tiny, very tiny and short, resulting in a quite shallow insertion (even less for western people). They are more elastic than tight, making the strange sensation you’re actually fucking a big piece of chewing gum. The internal structures of both Yuki and Mikuru could have sense in onaholes twice as big, but this tiny it just stretches and you feel NOTHING. Haruhi doesn’t lack this since it’s just bumps, and they you can enjoy.

While the ending hole makes it a bit more convenient to clean, the big counterpart is that now it can’t suck. To “create” suction you have to clog the hole (with the finger..), and it’s still weak.

Your great luck is that they doesn’t seem to be sold anymore. Unless you wanted them for the packaging, which is undeniably a good point (at this state quite much could have been acting positive). Haruhi wins here again, playfully kawaii.

Also they get “oily” something like this, sweating. Is this material safe ?..

If you do like parody toys but also like better quality, head over the “Can’t be this tight” series.