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Virgin Cup

jeudi 25 avril 2013 à 02:24

virgin cup

Take any other disposable onahole. Even the Tako Musume is better. Here you can read why.

Let’s illustrate:

Virgin Cup

By the way yes it’s too tight for westies, and the too small hole doesn’t allow the air to flow in/out quick enough which greatly ruins stroking pleasure and is noisy.

Pure should be like this inside, very similar to a Tenga deepthroat.

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I don’t know if KM Produce makes good porn, but for onaholes that’s nothing to be shipped overseas.


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One word: DANGEROUS.

Onaholes: sometimes a risky hobby

dimanche 21 avril 2013 à 01:49

Hey guys, I think I should get into details and tell you the scary and somewhat painful story of mine during the last days :)

About ten days ago, I had myself a little overview with the new stuff I bought, including a disposable cup called “Virgin Cup“. You will learn more about this item in a following review, the only thing to consider for now is that this onahole has a sort of hymen. A sort of, because there’s no way this can be lifelike. The idea is: with your shaft, you rip open a plastic membrane, releasing a small amount of pink-colored lube in the aim to make you think about defloration blood.

Little problem: the membrane is rather thick and solid, you have to press the onahole pretty bad to force your full erect penis into it. I didn’t register immediately what effects this kind of forceful use has on me. The next hours, I mind my business, somehow reading this article (French) about testicular torsion. Maybe like many men, I don’t feel quite good after reading this, in fact I didn’t know this actually exists. I feel strange but I don’t pass out, somehow I feel my left testicle feels more… sensitive.

No, not sensitive, that’s not the word. A kind of… light but continuous pain, under the belly. At first I thought it was a psychosomatic effect after reading the article and Wikipedia, then I thought it was because I kept thinking about it… then I had to face it: something was wrong with my left testicle. Took a shower and examined the testicle, but no symptoms like swelling or deformed glans, I didn’t judge it worrying enough to go to the doctor.

The situation lasts for days, the main worry being in the bed: I had to lay flat on my back, laying on the side was unpleasant and sometimes lightly painful. And I kept asking myself: why this ? Has the reading of the article awaken something chronic ? Did an onahole or a lube started this ? Was it plain coincidence of something I could have had anyway ? And then I remembered how forceful I was with the Virgin Cup: forcing my hard cock inside really could have pressed and damaged not directly the testicle, but the spermatic channel and/or a blood vessel. And that’s the conclusion I kept. And I tweeted it.

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I’m checking this out daily, but it really seems it’s healing. Big relief. Can fap again. At first carefully with the fingers, the next day with Ona Pit, and now I enjoyed Puny Virgin and Secret Twin Tales.

But two things are for sure: experiencing the kind of constant discomfort and weakness I never want this again, and the review of Virgin Cup will be rather… irrational. There’s no space for forgiveness now :)

Really take care of your parts, gentlemen. And never bruteforce any hymen.

À propos onahole licking

dimanche 7 avril 2013 à 00:53

Remember the weird person googling “licking an onahole” ? Well… sometimes you just have to check it by yourself…

onahole licking

Answers for googlers #1

samedi 30 mars 2013 à 00:28

It’s finally spring even if the weather doesn’t play well here, but whatever. Time to watch the cherry blossoms in Japan (花見 hanami) and order new stuff around the world. While my newest orders are being shipped (EDIT: just came in !), let’s take the time for a quick Q & A post, “anwsers for googlers”.

Most webmasters already know when they’re running a somewhat weird website, sometimes people land on the website after entering keywords or even full questions, even if the search result doesn’t answer or contain relative information (or sometimes the keywords are so generic that only a human can correctly and directly answer to it). Let’s answer to some specific and meaningful questions :)

I think this means cutting a hole in the illustrated sheet ? Seems a bad idea, dakimakura will rip open. And cutting a hole in a daki is sad anyway…

Like this.

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Depending on the material, the onahole is “sweating” a bit, getting lightly oily (I said lightly, it should never be dripping wet). Nothing to worry about. To keep it’s surface smooth, put some baby powder (talc) on it (a nice method described by Toydemon is to put the onahole in a plastic bag with powder in it, close the bag and shake it: the onahole is easily and evenly powdered). Keep onahole in dry and airy place, not exposed to the sun, a good buy is the toy bag.

That’s a tricky one. “Real” dakimakuras are made with limited stock, often they are pre-ordered months before and limited for sale in Japan. And they are expensive. The other option is to buy a copy, often from China, available anytime and for cheap. But that’s often in another quality league.

Some are, some others aren’t. That’s why I made this blog :D

How sexy ? Whatcha mean ? :) Tenga 3D sure are a right good quality and novelty, but they don’t reproduce a girl’s vagina right ?

Hard to tell for sure, depends on onahole. Start with a little bit, check by using, if you feel it doesn’t glide well then add a little more. Too much lube has very negative effect on stimulation, because you just can’t enjoy the internal structures.

Oh my :D If the onahole is very clean and if the material of the onahole is “medical-environment” compatible, then yes you may lick it. The taste may be not that great I think, I’m not sure I want to check this out myself. Not quite meant for cunnilingus.

Yes, so you don’t have to worry if you do a mess with the lube. Because yes, you should not use shower gel, and using liquid soap may hurt you if it gets inside your urethra. And if you can watch porn while doing your business, that’s even better.

Did I ever buy an onahole for J-List ? Nope, and I’m not exactly sure if Peter Payne’s into it since he got wife and kids at home ;) Ah, you meant {from J-List} ? That’s a yes, they don’t have the best price but they do have the best website with the most various products. Recommended choice for newbies and otakus :)

Is it possible to fall in love in a onahole ? Dunno. We already saw a man marry a video game character, so why not…  we didn’t found any limit to human’s weirdness yet.

There are “trap” onaholes too ! (J-List sold one a few time ago)

The one with the right lube that feels good for hours while you watch your favorite porn, leading to the orgasm of the “force of a thousand suns”. Size, weight, shape, usage, context, material, mood,..  there are so many factors ! That’s why you should read all reviews as “the reviewer thinks this” and not “the onahole is like this”.

Asking this to Google is just soooo cute ^.^ Let me answer this with a “yes”, just take appropriate precautions for cleaning, storing, using,.. :)

 

And last but not least, many concern about onahole cleaning. Here my safety guidelines :)

Dakimakura

lundi 18 mars 2013 à 17:52

Some time ago, I was just minding my business, keywording “onahole” on Google Images (with safe search turned off) I don’t remember exactly. But I ended up finding this on Tumblr. Yeah yeah, look:

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Towels, the Seven onahole, and a Patchouli dakimakura.

For those who don’t know it: a dakimakura [ 抱き枕 ]  is a “hug pillow” (no, not really like this one) -a pillow with printing, standard size 150×50 cm. Dakimakuras, Melon pan has a lot of them and lastly you see some new ones in every video.

Dakimakuras are made for hugging and sleeping with, but as you can see above it can also serve as… stimulator, experience enhancer, central part of a masturbation activity, call it whatever you want :D Dakimakuras are in 2 parts, the actual pillow and the illustrated sheet, which you can wash. The “little” downside is: 150×50 cm dakimakuras are expensive: 80-100 dollars on Amazon or Kanojo Toys, above 120 dollars on J-List. See how much dakimakuras Melon pan got ? And think of the shipping…

Anyway, I hurt myself browsing Amazon, finding über-cute stuff which costs too much for me. Here, have a look. Azusa, Nanoha, Patchouli, Haruhi, Rikka, Miku, Kirino, Yuki, ..   “if it’s a kawaii anime girl, there’s a dakimakura of it”. No ? Well… almost :D Every otaku may find his/her dream there. Maybe, one day I will get one. Maybe…

For now, let’s bookmark this.

EDIT: don’t miss the comments on this post :)