ToysHeart’s CM ! Tweets written in English ! one and two !

Yeah sorry, that’s all Don’t laugh, I actually learn Japanese from the Twitter account (actually I copy-paste the text in Google Translate to quickly have the romanji transcript, helps with the kanji but I slowly get the grip with hiragana and katakana).

If you want to follow them and see them trolling against each other:

• ToysHeart “トイズハート  Toizuhāto”
• Package drawer of Magic Eyes “マジックアイズ  Majikkuaizu”
• TENGA

And this one, freshly created

Tamatoys with one of their many parody onaholes, here “Kirino”. Better than this one ?

• J-List:
• Amazon JP:

First, short reminder: parody onaholes are very often deceiving, sometimes even dangerous. “Can’t Be This Tight” is an exception, being a parody onahole series but well conceived and correct materials that still sells well. But it is made by A-one, while I knew about Outvision toys (Haru Nyan mini), but so far I never got a Tamatoys’ toy. That’s understandable: Tamatoys almost only makes parodies. OreImo Deluxe for example. Got it.

Lack of pics on J-List/Amazon, shameless GET from Google Images.

You see, Tamatoys spends not much into engineering (their toys are very similar both outside and inside), their market share is then made from the packaging. The toy comes with a little bottle of lotion, close as good as Onatsuyu. The packaging features a naked Kirino exposing her genitals. Cute, arousing. And “original-like” enough to make the original creators a bit mad, but whatever… I’m not sure any other series got as much parodies and fanfictions.

Now comes the central question: how does it feel ? Deceiving, I say. Because it isn’t made of “cyberskin” TPE or any material close as good, what could have been interesting internal structures isn’t felt much. Could have been like Transfer Student, but no. Overall it’s not so bad engineered, but the material just doesn’t fit my expectations You can try use another lube (a less sticky one), but that doesn’t help much. Ah, one more thing: “splash” noise, a closed door may not be enough. Not firm and tight enough, not very handy, looks and feels cheap (while the price isn’t actually “cheap”).

Oh by the way, you saw J-List’s price: they profit quite much on it, huh ? Therefor, if you want it, ask NLS to get it for you.

The cleaning process is somewhat made harder because of the material (once again): not stiff enough, turning it inside-out requires some handwork and fingers put deep (if you got Bubble Shake or C-moon, you know what I mean).

Well, I guess that was the first and last item by Tamatoys I laid my hands on. Not all otaku buy everything depicting anything

• NLS:
• Amazon JP:

In two months of now ToysHeart will release a limited edition: nothing new, except the illustration -yes Dakaarts, now I dare to post it. (don’t blame them too much, it was voted on Twitter) – maybe you will want to stock up some of, to place in auctions later. Oh don’t worry, Onaho Fairy is already quite successful.

So far so good, you found a fairy somehow, it’s ~25 cm long, you came to the conclusion that it’s biting and struggling too much when you do what’s showed just above and so you chop it’s head off, and tear it’s arms, wings and legs off. Remaining is a 14.5 cm long… fairy corpse. And somehow, you enjoy ramming your penis inside up to where normally the heart is. Oops, did I just disgust you ?

Just kiddin’, on the pics it looks not so painful and the fairy doesn’t seem to struggle. No animal torture involved, just your imagination.

Back to the toy itself.

A ribby first part, a contraction, and a chamber. Not that easy to push all the air out, therefor low vacuum effect. While stroking it makes a nice sound. Oh, another thing: the ribs: they’re not completely smooth. It’s slightly rough, how to say… the surface has very little pikes that enforce the stimulation.

Gently up and down, that’s right. Yep I didn’t mention the breasts with cute nipples. The way NLS does, that’s good: stroking while playing with the nipples using the thumb.

Overall interesting and cute and all, but as you can expect the stimulation remains medium. I guess getting it 10 $ down would be good. “Safe skin” TPE it is, very great texture, flexible, can be quite easily turned inside-out for cleaning, nothing special to notice afterwards. ToysHeart, perverting humans and fairies since 1999.

EDIT3 (feb. 25) Product announced: Pure bitch ! And since it’s a limited “deluxe” toy with a “little surprise”, it’s public price is over 5000 yen. Yes, “outch”.

EDIT2: the limited edition will actually have different internal structures (source: Twitter).

‘told you in the previous post that I’ve got “Onaho Fairy”, right ? Review will hopefully be posted in a few weeks, it just came in. EDIT: review published !

The packaging:

Well ToysHeart loves to make it social and all, with a contest for the packaging of a “Onaho Fairy limited edition” to come out in march. They selected a few dozen illustrations and let people vote for their favorite on Twitter. And last month the result is published: number ① will be the illustration of this special edition. No, I won’t post it here, it’s a bit too… Japanese.  (the other possible illustrations were:  2, 3 and 4)

Take note it’s only a special limited edition and only the illustration will differ. Is the content worth of it ? You’ll find out with my review by then    (chances are that the illustration will be used in new onaholes, since “Izuha” originally has been voted for Bubble Shake)

But my oh my, they like it borderline…

2013 just started, and I already had some stuff to work on

Don’t wanna make you sleep, so I’ll do it short: aside some cache optimizations for the blog, I hacked around for a few hours with the PHP code of my “price” script. The awesome result is that I added Amazon with the ¥ → $ conversion according to the current exchange rate (or from 48 hours ago, at most). Could have been so easy but nobody wants to tell the rate in an open API

Anyway now you see how cheap onaholes can be: only sometimes NLS is cheaper than Amazon, but that’s not like J-List who doubles the price or even more. I guess the difference is made with the shipping, and since you don’t require a “postal redirection” in Japan to get your toys exported with Amazon, you keep some fees away and finally NLS appears the cheapest solution in most cases

Even worse: you can ask NLS to add unlisted items in your order, and they get it for you. Saves some shipping, and fees. Really good customer service

So, ToysHeart launched their new mascot product: Izuha. And they opened a Twitter account for it/her. And from what I understood, the community managers love to troll with the ones from Tenga and Magic Eyes (taunts, and retweets of positive posts for their own products, sometimes retweets of negative ones against the other makers,..). Challenge accepted, dear onahole makers

HEAT UP THE WINTER !

Also on it’s way: Onaho Fairy & Ona Pit (ToysHeart), Ju-C (Outvision) and Oreimo Deluxe (Tamatoys).

This all will keep me busy for quite some time