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Tsun Ero

samedi 8 septembre 2012 à 00:40

Just because it depicts an anime character doesn’t mean it’s a great product. Today’s proof: Tsun Ero. Basically it’s an onahole that matches to this flog pillow (or “frog pillow”, according to NLS):

Just focus on the onahole. Oh yeah you recognize her, it’s Hiiragi Kagami, from Lucky Star.

Ok now, how do describe.. NLS wrote that “internal structure is shaped like a gourd and a dynamic, something that reminds a girl feel”. Oh my, they’re getting to gentle at it.

This onahole is HEAVY, the material thickness prevents any precision play, entrance is uneasy, but at least you can press the air out of it to get suction effect (a quite good, at least).

Why this thick ? Because you have to put it in the “frog pillow”, silly ! But that didn’t prevent me to feel the material, light-years far away from what ToysHeart achieves with their TPE variations. Who did this ? Ah, Wins. Lastly they try to copy Rends products, with very little success. Wouldn’t recommend any of their stuff, pale copies of what others make the best.

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Overall: 1.0
Lucky Star fans, don't fall for this.

Bubble Shake

lundi 3 septembre 2012 à 14:39

You surely know ToysHeart, they’re around for quite some time now, releasing many products with some being -very- popular. This time let’s talk about the Bubble Shake series: two onaholes, named “real type” (brown) and “function type” (pink).

Which one I got ? Real type. Note that mainly color and internal structure differs, the point about the material remains the same.

Dunno how to exactly explain, let’s try like this: (too) soft, deep, wonderful. The too soft can be illustrated this way: you can have your thing filling the half of the hole, the end hangs as down as it can. Like if you have your thing straight up vertically, the end gets a strong angle. Blue being your thing, red being the onahole:

Very limb.

About the deep: go for it western people, there’s space for everybody in it.

And the “wonderful” ? Well yes: despite the very soft material and the little feeling you get from the internal structure, it feels incredibly good. The ribs shortly after the bottom, I think it’s because of them that’s so great (again can’t confirm, since it’s too soft to really feel what’s currently rubbing your thing). Yes, both hands are needed.

The packaging is well done, from what I know the characters won a contest on Twitter (showing everybody your interest for sex toy illustrations on social networks, sure yeah great idea).

As improvement the main hole could have been combined with a more firm material, so it remains very soft inside while not hard to use with one hand. Like what ToysHeart did with “Seventeen”, a very popular one.

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Overall: 3.875
Despite the cons of Bubble Shake, it remains an incredible experience.

New stuff ordered :3

dimanche 2 septembre 2012 à 03:26

While I keep posting my reviews for previous items, I passed the next order: will be there in 3 weeks or so. I will soon start the reviews of the items from my remaining J-List orders (4 and 3 toys), my previous NLS order (5 toys) and today’s order (4 toys). Busy ’til 2013 ! :P

With so many stuff I had to inflate my porn folder, now I have like 30 GB of various porn (from softcharm to hurt BDSM, hentai in every flavor, bukkake and rape game, from the short amateur blowjob to the 5 hours long (!) hole filling with cosplay and all). Shit, I didn’t know humans can be so perverted. My balls don’t run at chinese iPhone fabric rate…

Actually I found out that most of the time I need to use a toy 5 times, non-consecutively. Why ? Because the perception and sensitivity differs quite much from one day to another, so around 5 times are necessary to have a clear opinion about a toy. There’s also a story about lube choice, most included lubes aren’t optimal (they don’t compare against Pepee lotions, standard or organic if you want less viscosity). Also, the time and the strength of orgasm varies quite much whether you did already twice today or last time was 5 days ago. All these details who can radically change one’s opinion about a toy.

Right now I’m so sexually exhausted that I won’t be able to satisfy even the horniest girl. Too much cum with the force of a thousand suns :roll:

See ya !

Tenga Flip Hole

dimanche 2 septembre 2012 à 02:20

Higher class product of Tenga: and I’m tired. :s

Just take a look at these commercials for the Flip Lite series.

Get it ?

  1. open
  2. lube
  3. close
  4. use
  5. play with buttons to change stimulation
  6. when done, open
  7. pass through clear water to clean
  8. dry
  9. close
  10. store

And this for 70 times, they say. Oh of course you could use it longer if you don’t waste it. For this price, it has to be durable.

Which one do I have ? Flip Hole, the White one. I don’t use it very often, not really having the time to enjoy it fully. Because yes as you may know, Tenga doesn’t do “vagina/anal-like” onaholes, they just do onaholes with optimal effect. Therefor, the Flip Hole’s internal structure shows aggressive ribs on one side and soft bumps on the other: just choose which side. Deep enough for an entire 16 cm-long thing. And these buttons, oh yeah… It never last long before I press the one at the bottom: vacuum effect !

Quite expensive toys: choose wisely which one should be your AV-companion !

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Overall: 3.275

Nie and good, but EXPENSIIIIIVE

Tenga Egg

dimanche 2 septembre 2012 à 01:33

Just wanna a really compact one, to carry around ? No problem, Tenga got disposable holes for this: the Egg series ! And there are so fucking many of them, they even release special editions, like for Christmas or Valentine’s day. Other products too, you can still find the special “cool edition” of their Soft Tube, with menthol lube and all :D Anyway:

(the photo shooting by NLS is good)

Ok these were the first edition, the 2009 edition, the 2011 edition and the 2012 edition. Oh yeah I think they will do it like Norton Antivirus: a new product line every year. Bet on it !

I’m too lazy to paste all links of those available on J-List… they should just set up special pages for series instead of simply dumping and resorting by restock.

And as you can see on NLS’s product details, the eggs are very flexible and robust ! You can easily wrap your entire thing with it.

If you like to stroke, the best one seems to be wavy. Of course not as strong as a regular onahole, but really pleasant. Take a look at the complex internal structures of the 2012 series, real designer skills ! Dunno if they actually feel good, but obviously Tenga concentrate efforts in this product line. They can: their “super-employee” broke the world masturbation record with it (9 hours 58 minutes, you’ve way to go gentlemen).

Fits perfectly in a pocket, nothing outside to tell what it really is (unless people already know it), not too expensive, soft, elastic and safe material, easy to clean, convenient usage with good stimulation. A successful product.

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Overall: 4

Leave your hand alone. Here’s something for you.