It’s finally spring even if the weather doesn’t play well here, but whatever. Time to watch the cherry blossoms in Japan (花見 hanami) and order new stuff around the world. While my newest orders are being shipped (EDIT: just came in !), let’s take the time for a quick Q & A post, “anwsers for googlers”.

Most webmasters already know when they’re running a somewhat weird website, sometimes people land on the website after entering keywords or even full questions, even if the search result doesn’t answer or contain relative information (or sometimes the keywords are so generic that only a human can correctly and directly answer to it). Let’s answer to some specific and meaningful questions

• put a hole through a dakimura

I think this means cutting a hole in the illustrated sheet ? Seems a bad idea, dakimakura will rip open. And cutting a hole in a daki is sad anyway…

• how to use a onahole

Like this.

• onahole feeling sticky after washing / caring for my onahole

Depending on the material, the onahole is “sweating” a bit, getting lightly oily (I said lightly, it should never be dripping wet). Nothing to worry about. To keep it’s surface smooth, put some baby powder (talc) on it (a nice method described by Toydemon is to put the onahole in a plastic bag with powder in it, close the bag and shake it: the onahole is easily and evenly powdered). Keep onahole in dry and airy place, not exposed to the sun, a good buy is the toy bag.

• buying dakimakura in japan

That’s a tricky one. “Real” dakimakuras are made with limited stock, often they are pre-ordered months before and limited for sale in Japan. And they are expensive. The other option is to buy a copy, often from China, available anytime and for cheap. But that’s often in another quality league.

• are onaholes good

Some are, some others aren’t. That’s why I made this blog

• how sexy is using the tenga 3d

How sexy ? Whatcha mean ? Tenga 3D sure are a right good quality and novelty, but they don’t reproduce a girl’s vagina right ?

• onahole amount of lube

Hard to tell for sure, depends on onahole. Start with a little bit, check by using, if you feel it doesn’t glide well then add a little more. Too much lube has very negative effect on stimulation, because you just can’t enjoy the internal structures.

• licking an onahole

Oh my If the onahole is very clean and if the material of the onahole is “medical-environment” compatible, then yes you may lick it. The taste may be not that great I think, I’m not sure I want to check this out myself. Not quite meant for cunnilingus.

• can i bring an onahole in the shower

Yes, so you don’t have to worry if you do a mess with the lube. Because yes, you should not use shower gel, and using liquid soap may hurt you if it gets inside your urethra. And if you can watch porn while doing your business, that’s even better.

• ever buy a onahole for jlist

Did I ever buy an onahole for J-List ? Nope, and I’m not exactly sure if Peter Payne’s into it since he got wife and kids at home Ah, you meant {from J-List} ? That’s a yes, they don’t have the best price but they do have the best website with the most various products. Recommended choice for newbies and otakus

• loving an onahole

Is it possible to fall in love in a onahole ? Dunno. We already saw a man marry a video game character, so why not…  we didn’t found any limit to human’s weirdness yet.

• boy onahole

There are “trap” onaholes too ! (J-List sold one a few time ago)

• what is the best ona hole

The one with the right lube that feels good for hours while you watch your favorite porn, leading to the orgasm of the “force of a thousand suns”. Size, weight, shape, usage, context, material, mood,..  there are so many factors ! That’s why you should read all reviews as “the reviewer thinks this” and not “the onahole is like this”.

• should i buy an onahole

Asking this to Google is just soooo cute ^.^ Let me answer this with a “yes”, just take appropriate precautions for cleaning, storing, using,..

 

And last but not least, many concern about onahole cleaning. Here my safety guidelines