Konnichiwa, kouhais! I am The Otaku Apologist, The Hentai Hustler, the cum-obsessed writer-entrepreneur running http://otakusexart.tumblr.com.

My market research has shown that cat girls are pop. Ergo, here´s my review of Nekomimi Maonyan, a cat girl onahole!

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• ねこっ娘マオニャン

PACKAGING

The package is sizzling hot. The little kitty girl is tucked into a corner in a classroom, her tight snatch barely contained by her micro-bikini. She´s wet, sweaty and blushing. Seeing your veiny sausage monster, she’s both scared and excited, unable to hide how much her body craves for a good pounding.

Turn the package around, you can see the face she makes when she´s being plowed. There´s even a picture of her when you´re finished, her body marinated in man juice. The pack includes a small sample of specialized onahole lube, good for three rides.

PRODUCT

This little kitty is a headless fuck nugget. She’s got the only parts you need of a woman: ass, tits and pussy. The toy is institutional patriarchal misogyny personified. But, is it a good cock milker?

 

FEELING

The fuck nugget delivers the emotionally conflicted, sex-hungry cat girl experience: Entering is easy, but having tasted her first dick, she doesn´t wanna let you go: Once deep inside, the entrance grips your shaft tightly. The fear and inexperience of the virginal cat girl makes her tense in the deeper parts. You have to ram it in to fill her up to her uterus opening.

As a hentai porn blogger, I’ve been exposed to the best h-anime and games that have ever been made. My body is desensitized to hell. For this review, I rode my neko nugget 4 times without porn, 2 times with porn. I had a hard time cumming each go, likely due to my extreme desensitization. The poor little neko pussy couldn’t even keep me hard.

CLEANING

The entrance is tight, so juices tend to stay inside. This makes the cleaning a battle. After each ride, I had squeeze and fingerfuck my neko pet for 30 minutes to get the moist out. I don’t have any MacGyver tools for cleaning, nor can I read the Japanese instructions that came with. I have no idea what else I could’ve done to clean this hot pocket. This is something to consider when buying sex toys from Japan: you need to research their maintenance from forums and other unofficial places.