"Hmm. This slug came out a little funny.”

"Whoa, evolution, what the hell?"

"I don’t know. I think I may have mixed something up on the camouflage gene."

"You think?"

"I was distracted."

"Well, you can’t just put that in the undergrowth, it’ll get eaten in like two seconds."

"What should I do with it, then?"

"I don’t know. Throw it in Australia with the rest of the unspeakably bizarre stuff, I guess.”