"Hey, evolution, remember when you tried making that fish with paired butt fins?”

"I don’t want to talk about that."

"Why not? I thought it was an awesome idea.”

"Shut up."

"No, seriously. I think you should bring those back. Call them ‘feathery buttfish’ or something."

"It’s been 370 million years, okay? Cut me a break."

"‘Magnificent ass-flappers.’”

"I hate you."