Mind, blown.

«  You know, I think this Christmas thing
   It’s not as tricky as it seems
   And why should they have all the fun?
   It should belong to anyone

   Not anyone, in fact, but me
   Why, I could make a Christmas tree
   And there’s no reason I can find
   I couldn’t handle Christmas time

   I bet I could improve it too
   And that’s exactly what I’ll do »
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