A science teacher faces an "investigation" for feeding a puppy to a large turtle.

What do they expect a turtle to eat? Salad? Pizza? Would they keep a barn owl and not let it eat mice?

Isn't it bizarre to emphasize that "at no time was the safety of students or staff compromised." Why not mention that there was no earthquake and no meteorites fell? This point was not logically pertinent, but I suspect that the psychological effect of mentioning it was, irrationally, to make people more afraid and upset.