*Boris Johnson's 'oven-ready' Brexit had a secret footnote: we'll rehash it later.*

It is clear now that Bogus Johnson was lying to everyone all along about his plans for taking the UK out of the EU.

Now that the Irish Republic has thrown off the legal dominion of Catholic sexual repression, there is no reason for Northern Ireland not to join the Irish Republic. That would eliminate the insoluble problems that Northern Ireland causes for UK-EU trade relations.