(satire) *Instacart Valuation Crashes As Americans Realize They Can Do Some Things For Themselves.*

Every "service" that requires each customer to identify perself is an injustice simply for that. So I am glad to see any of them lose demand, whatever the reason. However, shopping delivery services are especially important to abolish, since their success threatens to eliminate supermarkets and make life harder for those of us who want to buy anonymously.