What is the most intelligent but yet funniest joke you've ever heard? : AskReddit
vendredi 13 juin 2014 à 05:27 SharTech, le 13/06/2014 à 05:27
J'aime la première, en voici la traduction:
Un ingénieur, un physicien et un mathématicien doivent construire une clôture autour d'un troupeau de moutons avec le moins de matériau possible. L'ingénieur donne au troupeau une forme circulaire et construit une clôture autour. Le physicien construit une clôture d'un diamètre infini et tire dessus jusqu'à ce qu'elle entoure le troupeau. Le mathématicien réfléchi un moment, puis il construit une clôture tout autour de lui et se défini lui-même comme étant à l'extérieur.
et celle-ci, énorme:
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."
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J'aime la première, en voici la traduction:
Un ingénieur, un physicien et un mathématicien doivent construire une clôture autour d'un troupeau de moutons avec le moins de matériau possible. L'ingénieur donne au troupeau une forme circulaire et construit une clôture autour. Le physicien construit une clôture d'un diamètre infini et tire dessus jusqu'à ce qu'elle entoure le troupeau. Le mathématicien réfléchi un moment, puis il construit une clôture tout autour de lui et se défini lui-même comme étant à l'extérieur.
et celle-ci, énorme:
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."
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