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Requirements:

You Must Have Your Own Transportation (BMW Or Mercedes Preferred)
You Must Live In A House (No Apartment Complexes)
You Must Own An iPhone
Bachelors Degree Required, MASTERS Preferred.
10+ Years Experience
You Must Be An A Blood Type.
Disease and Drug Free.
No CRIMINAL Record Whatsoever (No Exceptions)
No Braces, No Freckles and No Tattoos/Piercings
Must Be Pretty With An Athletic/Slim Body
Must Be On Time At ALL Times
If You Die, Please Let Your Ghost Cover Your Shift, NO EXCEPTIONS!
If You Speak Your Mind, You Need NOT Apply.
Bonus If You Can Calculate Numbers In Your Head, Operate A Forklift and Speak Spanish, Chinese, French And Swahili.

PAY: $6.50/HR NO EXCEPTIONS!!! »

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