can someone draw a picture of me in my ~anime~ form coming out of an outhouse like shrek in this screenshot from the 2001 dreamworks film “shrek” 

alternatively draw me next to shrek, doing a cool jojo pose or something
I need it for the video for my Smash Mouth cover, I’d do it myself but my heart is heavy and i feel like crying and jumping into a dumpster and just staying there and any drawing I make will not be funny enough, so im entrusting it to u.
you can also draw the smash mouth guy if you wish, the possibilities are endless, just go wild with it, just make sure it’s not NSFW or mean!
please make sure the dimensions are big enough for an HD youtube video…if multiple people draw it I’ll include all of the pictures in like a slideshow type thing..your art will be featured in a video that probably over 100,000 people will see!!!! thank you for the consideration